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Caroline: You have a friend?
Stefan: Why are you so shocked?
Caroline: Let me guess who it is. . .
Stefan: You'll never guess.
Caroline: Edward Cullen!
Stefan: Damn it!
Stefan Salvatore, turned 1864, Mystic Falls, by Katherine Pierce a.k.a Katerina Petrova.
A night in the town with some friends 50$......A date with Stefan Salvatore priceless......For everythig else, Mastercard.....
Stefan: So we meet again, Mr. Cullen.
Caroline: Nope, still doesn't look any different from your "it's Tuesday" or worried vampire look.
Real Vampires Drink Tetley
Ahhh nothing better then a nice steaming cup of bunny in the morning.
Stefan (thinking): I guess that now since me and Elena are over, I could go for Caroline. Or Bonnie. Or Aunt Jenna! I'm technically older than her.
Stefan(thinking): wow, that guy over there has nice hair... maybe i should get my hair like Justin Beiber too!
Stefan: (thinking) I wonder how I would look with long hair.
Stefan: (thinking) My mom was right, I shoulod have stayed in ballroom dancing.
Stefan: The CW have agreed to give me more screen time if I say "How would YOU describe the taste of PG Tips Tea?" on air.
It was then that Stefan realized that there could be benefits to being Caroline's friend.
Stefan: I'm a little vampire,
Broody and hot,
Here is my ring
Caroline (interrupting): I don't think those are the words.
Stefan humming: "trapped in a box with cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea!"
Stefan: Why did the teapot get in trouble?
Caroline: I don't know.Why?
Stefan: Because he was naughtea
Stefan: Even "tea can do that".But I can't
Caroline: Do what?
Stefan: Not brood for over a minute
"Looking at the waitress" - Ice, ice, baby! Damn it, more ice cubes in my bunnie mary!
Stephan-who says i am not as hot as damon.i have both petorova and the dopplgager
(Thinking) Johnny Depp, hmph! I would have been a great Mad Hatter...
Caroline:yummy isn't it.
Stephan:I'm a vampire.no more animal blood for god shake.
Caroline: "So, tell me about how you first met Elena"
Stefan: "For over a century I have lived in secret, until now. I know the risk, but i have to know her..."
*Caroline gets up and leaves*
Stefan: "WHAT? Was it my age?"
Stefan : I don't know, Caroline. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. It's been SO complicated, you know, the whole Elena thing... It would really move me if did that... All right, I PROMISE, i'll think about sparkle in the sun.
Caroline: So i told Tyler im a vampire and...
Stefan: *thinking* im so glad i have a friend, i spend way to much time brooding,and making my hair look so perfect. I AM a good friend. Gosh, i dont know why people dont talk to me more.
Caroline: ... so what should i do Stefan?
Stefan: *thinking* ohhhh crap. What did she say? Dammit. Sparkle! sparkle! maybe it'll distact her.