161 Comments

36. Tabatha Jacobs
    November 21st, 2010 7:59 PM
    

    Do you think I would ever leave when I'm needed so badly?

37. baby_blue
    November 21st, 2010 7:12 PM
    

    damon: I'm going to fish myself some hot and snappish one liners.

38. blake
    November 21st, 2010 7:08 PM
    

    damon: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.

39. XxEvangelinexX
    Rank: Extra
    November 21st, 2010 7:04 PM
    

    Damon to mason :Stop with the zoro jokes mason or i'll rip your heart out and shove it down your throat i'm surprizingly good at it ! :)

40. blake
    November 21st, 2010 7:02 PM
    

    Damon:
    "You have got to go. I mean like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen."

41. baby_bule
    November 21st, 2010 6:21 PM
    

    Doesn't look like I'm going to catch any fish today.
    Weird, since there are supposed to be so many of them. Guess that's another lie, then.
    The question is: My haircut,what's it all about?

42. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character
    November 21st, 2010 6:12 PM
    

    Damon: So Rose, somebody that look like you were feature in Supernatural while somebody that look like me was feature in Smallville. What a coincidence.
    
    Rose: We should kill these people.
    
    Damon: I am already heating the torch.

43. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character
    November 21st, 2010 6:10 PM
    

    Damon: So Rose, somebody that look like you were feature in Supernatural while somebody that look like me was feature in Smallville. What a coincidence.

44. blake
    November 21st, 2010 5:55 PM
    

    Damon(shakily)
    "You've broken the Brocode Mason.That makes me really really sad Mason.
    Bros before hoes, do you remember?
    Now,I have to kill you and it's going to be legen...wait for it.. dary.
    True story."

45. alexia
    November 21st, 2010 5:30 PM
    

    roasted werewolf anyone?

47. Charlii
    November 21st, 2010 4:41 PM
    

    Damon: What do you mean? I don't have to shove this up your ass? Of coarse i do! Its tastes good! Mwahhh :D

48. Charlotte Hampton
    November 21st, 2010 4:14 PM
    

    Damon: Now my little friend i am going to torture you until...OW that thing gets hot quick ! (throwing the rod) ooops it went through his head ahhh o well...

49. Regan
    November 21st, 2010 4:09 PM
    

    Damon: elena dosen't love me, stefan apperntly is hotter than me, I'm getting taken of screen until december and I have now burned my marshmallow why me ???

50. 'Raquel Filipa Ferreira
    Rank: New User
    November 21st, 2010 3:51 PM
    

    " ahmm even that I'm near the fire I will be always a cold one "

51. skye
    November 21st, 2010 3:39 PM
    

    Damon: Now what?.., sword., shield., or horseshoe?..,

52. SHABBA
    Rank: Guest Star
    November 21st, 2010 3:36 PM
    

    Damon: Well done Mason you made me burn my marshmallow, as punishment you have to eat it!

53. Len213
    Rank: New User
    November 21st, 2010 2:01 PM
    

    After all those evenings spent brooding by the fire, Damon was tasked with cleaning the fireplace. He was not pleased.

54. Azza
    Rank: Guest Star
    November 21st, 2010 1:54 PM
    

    Damon: When you take me off the air for three whole weeks... there will be consequences...

55. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character
    November 21st, 2010 1:12 PM
    

    Damon: Harry Potter my ass...

56. delena luver
    November 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
    

    (thinking to himself) its alright damon u already put the sheet on the ground
    but what if he STILL gets blood on my new carpet..... what am i kidding this carpet is YEARS old hehe

57. Lena
    November 21st, 2010 11:13 AM
    

    Damon: "Hmm... if I remove my skin and add longer hair, I could definitely host 'Tales from the Cryptkeeper.'"

58. Mikaela
    November 21st, 2010 10:51 AM
    

    Damon (singing): Somebody call 911, wolf is fire burning on my carpet..oohh... *evil grin*

59. noagirl
    Rank: Extra
    November 21st, 2010 9:04 AM
    

    Damon (to himself): Hmmm...I would probably be a lot more comfortable next to this fire if i were shirtless...

60. VDluv
    November 21st, 2010 8:38 AM
    

    I R ZORRO.

61. VDluv
    November 21st, 2010 8:38 AM
    

    Damon: Katherine thinks that Stefan is cooler than me?! damn that bitch