Sometimes, running TV Fanatic means you have to do things like watch Heroes. Painful, but it's a living. Fortunately, there are also more enjoyable tasks to balance it out.
Compiling Family Guy quotes over eight-plus seasons? Life could be a lot worse. Our quest to build the Internet's premiere library of lines from the Fox hit is never-ending.
Well, as long as they keep airing new ones, at least. We've got the best lines from every installment to date! Follow the link for 153 episodes' worth of Family Guy quotes!
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