Classic TV Quotes: Family Guy Seasons 1-9!

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Sometimes, running TV Fanatic means you have to do things like watch Heroes. Painful, but it's a living. Fortunately, there are also more enjoyable tasks to balance it out.

Compiling Family Guy quotes over eight-plus seasons? Life could be a lot worse. Our quest to build the Internet's premiere library of lines from the Fox hit is never-ending.

Well, as long as they keep airing new ones, at least. We've got the best lines from every installment to date! Follow the link for 153 episodes' worth of Family Guy quotes!

Go ahead. Waste time. Laugh until your stomach hurts. You know you want to.

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Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon
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