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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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I don't know if anyone has said this: Blair: Is it me or are your side of the flowers starting to droop?

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Bring.It.On BITCH!

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Blair says to herself: I see dead people.

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Jenny: I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when she's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight her, I don't want to. She's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone. It's like the mask is slipping and things... people... who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me.

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Blair: Is it just me or are your side of the flowers starting to slowly wilt?

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blair: that yellow hair is not fooling anyone

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Jenney: Dahhh Blair, of course you can borrow my eyeliner!!!

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Jenney: Dahhh Blair, of course you can borrow my eyeliner!!!
Blair: Thanks Jenney, it's just i really need to find my inner animal, and it helped you so well - you know your racoon face and all..

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Blair: You're wearing plaid too? Excuse me while I go burn this dress...

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i haven't read anyones post so I don't know if anyone else has something similar to this Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join in holy matrimony this man (points to jenny) and this woman (points to blair)

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair