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  1. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your pale gothic underage drunken ass?
    Jenny : Blair, listen...
    Blair : No you lsiten to me, Gothic Barbie, you're invading my house, I can have Dorota shoot you dead if I see fit!
    Jenny : Blair...
    Blair : Get out of my house already! And how many times do I have to tell you not to copy my outfits? You know what, you ahve ten seconds to get your pale gothic ass out of my house or I'll tell Gossip Girl that's not your real hair color.
    Jenny : Everyone knows that.
    Blair : Dorota! Get the shotgun!

  2. Sean12344

    Jenny : Why are you staring at me ?
    Blair:*SILENCE* ( Standing Like a zombie)
    Jenny: Well?
    Blair: Your knock off jacket does not go well with the decor.

  3. Sean

    Basically, Jenny arrives at the WALDORF penthouse and reveals Juliet's past plans to Blair , Blair suddenly sees a good side of Jenny and asks to go 'double agent' to bring Juliet down and get Serena's life back to normal . Jenny refuses though , becuase it wasn't safe for her anymore because she didn't like who she was becoming and decided to pack her bags and go back to Hudson.
    EXTRA: After Blair seeks help from DAN! TO BRING JULIET DOWN!

  4. em

    @ nateneedsahug = thank you! :)

  5. z0ey
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: So, what's the plan Blair?
    Blair: Hmm, I'm thinking a kidnapping, cheap motel, and drugs
    Jenny: Uh isn't that a little obvious? I mean its already been done before
    Blair: Don't you worry Little J, Chuck Bass would never know what hit him!

  6. _Emerald_
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: How often do I have to tell you Friday is the day our headbands are matching, not our dresses!

  7. Fizzy. Bicorn.
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Me, Juliet and Vanessa had a plan to turn everyone against her. Juliet and was dressed as Serena—she was the one in those photos, and she was the one kissing Dan and Nate at Saints & Sinners.
    Blair: Wait, how do you know all this?
    Jenny: It’s why my coat is so big. It’s full of secrets.

  8. uche bass (chuck and blair ttl own gg)
    Rank: Guest Star

    jenny: blair, I'm really sorry for what happened last spring..

    blair: what? you mean your lame attempt to trap chuck with your skanky virginity? of course it DIDNT work, chuck prefers his virgins to have some class.

    Jenny: BLAIR!

    Blair: ever heard the saying a lady in the street but a freak in the bed? of course not! im sure ppl in brooklyn dont even know what that means! leave! now! dorota!

  9. BbGunLvr1012

    Jenny -pulls out raccoon eye powers-
    Blair -pulls out pumpkin and cherry pie powers-
    GG: Okay, ppl, it looks like we have ourselves a match!

  10. Belinda Star
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: Spotted little J licking her wounds and returning to hudson again, we hear that she and our queen B share a common interest. Will we see our 2 favourite enemies uniting for a greater cause?

  11. nateneedsahug

    @em should win!!!!!! Draco Malfoy

  12. Pretty

    Jenny: You, go Courtney Love on me? Ha! Guess you have some reading to do on gossip girl insider dot com, because I am Courtney Love!

    Blair: Oh... And you're bragging about that?

  13. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny : I named a song after you, Blair. It's called "I Really Fucking Hate You"
    Blair : You might wanna consider "I Really Fucking Love You", that way it will look like you someone in life.

  14. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl : Is that a white flag waving? Can two girls wear plaid in the same show? What happens next? Only time will tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

  15. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny : Let me borrow that dress or I'll flash everyone around here.
    Dorota : Hitler is no match for Gothic Barbie...

  16. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : Dorota, I told you a hundred times. Charity is for endangered species and fashionable diseases.
    Dorota : There you go, you get a dirty gothic racoon with AIDS and sifilis!
    Blair : Fine, I'll help as long as it sings well.
    Jenny : I'll let myself out.

  17. Emily

    Jenny - Why are you wearing my tablecloth Blair?

  18. *HS*

    Blair: Who gave you permission to wear plaid?

  19. Basshole33

    Blair: Oh look, it the girl who whored herself out to Chuck Bass
    Jenny: Blair give it up, it wasn't that great anyway
    Blair: Wasn't that great?
    Jenny: It would have been if Chuck hadn't said "I love you Blair"

  20. sanmapel
    Rank: New User

    Jenny: Wait Blair, I didn't mean for this to happen!
    Blair: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
    Jenny: Wait Blair, just listen!
    Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle raccoon freak, that's a wannabe less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...

  21. Eastwick lover

    Jenny:I think 90210 should bring back thier Caption Contest!

    Blair:No I rather have a One Tree Hill Caption Contest!

    Jenny:90210!!

    Blair:One Tree Hill!!!

  22. anne st
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair: What are you doing here?
    Jenny: oh, just dropping off this mask that i got from Juliet's place. she was the one behind what happened to Serena. I'll explain that to you later. But first, do you happen to have a tampon that you're not using.
    Blair: I guess that means you're not secretly pregnant with Chuck's baby, so i think i can help.
    Jenny: oh no, i am. That's not why i asked. i like to put the strings in my hair.

  23. anne st
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Blair, I'm sorry to bother you but I promise i'm here to help. It's about Serena.
    Blair: how? what's that in your hand?
    Jenny: A mask
    Blair: Then why don't you help me by using it to hide your face.

  24. gossipgirlknowitall

    Jenny: Why are you giving this mask to me Blair??
    Blair: Wouldn't wanna scare little kids before Halloween

  25. Eldrea
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Why do you always manage to come in my home uninvited? Don't we have security at this place?


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