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Blair : How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your pale gothic underage drunken ass?
Jenny : Blair, listen...
Blair : No you lsiten to me, Gothic Barbie, you're invading my house, I can have Dorota shoot you dead if I see fit!
Jenny : Blair...
Blair : Get out of my house already! And how many times do I have to tell you not to copy my outfits? You know what, you ahve ten seconds to get your pale gothic ass out of my house or I'll tell Gossip Girl that's not your real hair color.
Jenny : Everyone knows that.
Blair : Dorota! Get the shotgun!
Jenny : Why are you staring at me ?
Blair:*SILENCE* ( Standing Like a zombie)
Blair: Your knock off jacket does not go well with the decor.
Basically, Jenny arrives at the WALDORF penthouse and reveals Juliet's past plans to Blair , Blair suddenly sees a good side of Jenny and asks to go 'double agent' to bring Juliet down and get Serena's life back to normal . Jenny refuses though , becuase it wasn't safe for her anymore because she didn't like who she was becoming and decided to pack her bags and go back to Hudson.
EXTRA: After Blair seeks help from DAN! TO BRING JULIET DOWN!
@ nateneedsahug = thank you! :)
Jenny: So, what's the plan Blair?
Blair: Hmm, I'm thinking a kidnapping, cheap motel, and drugs
Jenny: Uh isn't that a little obvious? I mean its already been done before
Blair: Don't you worry Little J, Chuck Bass would never know what hit him!
Blair: How often do I have to tell you Friday is the day our headbands are matching, not our dresses!
Jenny: Me, Juliet and Vanessa had a plan to turn everyone against her. Juliet and was dressed as Serena—she was the one in those photos, and she was the one kissing Dan and Nate at Saints & Sinners.
Blair: Wait, how do you know all this?
Jenny: It’s why my coat is so big. It’s full of secrets.
jenny: blair, I'm really sorry for what happened last spring..
blair: what? you mean your lame attempt to trap chuck with your skanky virginity? of course it DIDNT work, chuck prefers his virgins to have some class.
Blair: ever heard the saying a lady in the street but a freak in the bed? of course not! im sure ppl in brooklyn dont even know what that means! leave! now! dorota!
Jenny -pulls out raccoon eye powers-
Blair -pulls out pumpkin and cherry pie powers-
GG: Okay, ppl, it looks like we have ourselves a match!
Gossip Girl: Spotted little J licking her wounds and returning to hudson again, we hear that she and our queen B share a common interest. Will we see our 2 favourite enemies uniting for a greater cause?
@em should win!!!!!! Draco Malfoy
Jenny: You, go Courtney Love on me? Ha! Guess you have some reading to do on gossip girl insider dot com, because I am Courtney Love!
Blair: Oh... And you're bragging about that?
Jenny : I named a song after you, Blair. It's called "I Really Fucking Hate You"
Blair : You might wanna consider "I Really Fucking Love You", that way it will look like you someone in life.
Gossip Girl : Is that a white flag waving? Can two girls wear plaid in the same show? What happens next? Only time will tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Jenny : Let me borrow that dress or I'll flash everyone around here.
Dorota : Hitler is no match for Gothic Barbie...
Blair : Dorota, I told you a hundred times. Charity is for endangered species and fashionable diseases.
Dorota : There you go, you get a dirty gothic racoon with AIDS and sifilis!
Blair : Fine, I'll help as long as it sings well.
Jenny : I'll let myself out.
Jenny - Why are you wearing my tablecloth Blair?
Blair: Who gave you permission to wear plaid?
Blair: Oh look, it the girl who whored herself out to Chuck Bass
Jenny: Blair give it up, it wasn't that great anyway
Blair: Wasn't that great?
Jenny: It would have been if Chuck hadn't said "I love you Blair"
Jenny: Wait Blair, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Blair: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Jenny: Wait Blair, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle raccoon freak, that's a wannabe less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
Jenny:I think 90210 should bring back thier Caption Contest!
Blair:No I rather have a One Tree Hill Caption Contest!
Blair:One Tree Hill!!!
Blair: What are you doing here?
Jenny: oh, just dropping off this mask that i got from Juliet's place. she was the one behind what happened to Serena. I'll explain that to you later. But first, do you happen to have a tampon that you're not using.
Blair: I guess that means you're not secretly pregnant with Chuck's baby, so i think i can help.
Jenny: oh no, i am. That's not why i asked. i like to put the strings in my hair.
Jenny: Blair, I'm sorry to bother you but I promise i'm here to help. It's about Serena.
Blair: how? what's that in your hand?
Jenny: A mask
Blair: Then why don't you help me by using it to hide your face.
Jenny: Why are you giving this mask to me Blair??
Blair: Wouldn't wanna scare little kids before Halloween
Blair: Why do you always manage to come in my home uninvited? Don't we have security at this place?