Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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STARRING CONTEST!!!! Jenny: sh*t I blinked my racoon eyes mascara is to heavy........Blair you won
Blair thinking: yes I did I always win

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STARRING CONTEST!!!! Jenny: sh*t I blinked........Blair you won
Blair thinking: yes I did I always win

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Blair: Don't play these games with me, Jenny. Give me back the hydrangeas you swapped or I will destroy you.
Jenny: That was way back in Season 1, have you not noticed until now?
Blair: Give them back, I see them in your mouth.
Jenny: No, those were from the garbage, Juliets garbage. I found this mask, too.
Blair. Hydrangeas. Now.
Jenny: Not gonna make any raccoon jokes?

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Blair:drop the mask
Jenny: drop the banishment
Blair: leave!

Theyalier

Jenny : Will you let me love you, let me love you long time?
Blair : I'm sorry I'm not into sex with animals...
Jenny : I was jsut doing a cover of Black Eyed Peas for my band.
Blair : Yeah right, the racoon has a band! I heard that pick-up line before!

Theyalier

Jenny : Drop the plaid dress.
Blair : Drop dead.

Theyalier

Jenny (thinking) : If I keep quiet maybe she won't notice I'm here and she won't have Dorota kill me.
Blair (thinking) : Maybe if I keep quiet she won't flash her underage racoon boobs. Again.

Theyalier

Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't have to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.

Theyalier

Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't ahve to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.

Theyalier

Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?

Blair