Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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STARRING CONTEST!!!! Jenny: sh*t I blinked my racoon eyes mascara is to heavy........Blair you won
Blair thinking: yes I did I always win

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STARRING CONTEST!!!! Jenny: sh*t I blinked........Blair you won
Blair thinking: yes I did I always win

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Blair: Don't play these games with me, Jenny. Give me back the hydrangeas you swapped or I will destroy you.
Jenny: That was way back in Season 1, have you not noticed until now?
Blair: Give them back, I see them in your mouth.
Jenny: No, those were from the garbage, Juliets garbage. I found this mask, too.
Blair. Hydrangeas. Now.
Jenny: Not gonna make any raccoon jokes?

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Blair:drop the mask
Jenny: drop the banishment
Blair: leave!

Theyalier

Jenny : Will you let me love you, let me love you long time?
Blair : I'm sorry I'm not into sex with animals...
Jenny : I was jsut doing a cover of Black Eyed Peas for my band.
Blair : Yeah right, the racoon has a band! I heard that pick-up line before!

Theyalier

Jenny : Drop the plaid dress.
Blair : Drop dead.

Theyalier

Jenny (thinking) : If I keep quiet maybe she won't notice I'm here and she won't have Dorota kill me.
Blair (thinking) : Maybe if I keep quiet she won't flash her underage racoon boobs. Again.

Theyalier

Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't have to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.

Theyalier

Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't ahve to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.

Theyalier

Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair