Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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Theyalier

Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.

Theyalier

Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.
Blair : Death by AIDS?
Jenny : Death by scarf.

Theyalier

Blair : Oh My God.
Jenny : Blair, I never meant for it happen... I was sad, it conforted me!
Blair : Drop my Zadig Et Voltaire coat right now before I stab you.

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Jenny: What? Are the bats still in stuck in my hair?
Blair: Bats? No. There are spiders coming out of you coat...Great! Your nesting in my house...DOROTHA!!!!!

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Jenny:So your telling me that Chuck's is bigger then Nate's but I think Nate's is bigger. Blair:forget Chuck or Nate,I bet Dan's is bigger. Jenny:Gross that my brother.

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Jenny: I have something to tell you.
Blair: Me first.
Jenny: ?
Blair: I actually love your Gothic Barbie style, i was just too embarrassed to admit it. So.. if you have any fashion tips, i could really use some.
Jenny: Well I was going to tell you something about Serena but it can wait, i guess.
Blair: It can wait, this is way more important. So can you help me?
Jenny: Yeah, lose the tablecloth.

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Blair: (screams) Derota, call pest control. There's an albino sewer rat in the hallway.
Jenny: Blair, it's me.
Blair: Oh my god it's a talking rat.
Jenny: Blair!
Blair: Oh sorry, it's a racoon.

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Jenny: Blair... Do you remember that night, about a month ago?
Blair: Ye-NO!
Jenny: Yeah... well... I'm pregnant.

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As Leighton and Taylor Taylor: my single was on Kick-Ass
Leighton: Well mine was on Valentines Day
Taylor: well mine was on an episode of our show
Leighton: Two of mine were in season three
Taylor: well ughhh
Leighton: Thats what I thought.

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Blair: Oh Yeah! You think you'll ever get back on...Well, Good Luck, Mutant!...You'll have to go through me, first! Jenny: Oh Dear!...Seems you've forgotten, I can do precisely that! Blair: (dejected) OH!...oh

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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