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Blair: so, you still do your hair,(Blair and juliet talking )
nate: what?hey man do i look pretty?
Dan: mmm yea
nate: good, explain me later what is this?
Dan: sure, with dolls and dialogue?
Nate:dahhh, how am i suppost to undestand?
Dan: We are about to see a girl's fight!
Nate: Girl'a fight is a cat fight! We better watch it!
Blair: i’m the wicked witch of the upper east side now make like Dorothy and return to Oz
Juliet: i’ll just pull my sleeves over my hands so Blair can’t see what finger i’m giving her... hehehe serious face don’t laugh don’t laugh.
Blair: How dare you, Chuck told you to never come back.
Nate: Yes because when we ban people it's forever. Wait...how come Jenny comes back every other episode?
Dan: Blair, you're losing your powers.
Juliet: Yes you heard it right. I'm going to kill Vanessa and become a regular on this show.
Dan: Does that mean I'll have to sleep with you??
Nate: Yeah you have to, to complete the equation of our shared girls.
Blair: Finally Humphrey gets laid with someone who has style!
LOL! Yours is great XD
Blair : we need to solve this mystery once and for all
Nate: what do you mean?
Blair : me and juliet have finally put our differences aside and have joined forces to finally find out who this gossip girl is
Juliet: ive heard about this private investiagator from neptune called veronica mars
Dan: are you sure shell be able to find her ?
Juliet: oooh shes just messages me gossip girl is ...........
(thinking) Nate: i wonder if she uses the same blunt sissers that hacked jenny bangs in season 2?
dan: if this turns into a cat fight i got $50 on blair
Nate: lets raise the stakes
Dan: ok a $100 on blair
Nate: if juliet wins i get serena !
Dan: (thinking.. ive sooo got serena mawhahahha )
Blair : this is my territory bitch thats why they call me queen B by the time im finshed with you you will be so hulimiate youll have to get a guest spot in the o.c ! (nate and dan ) Nate: summer roberts was hot Dan: oh yeh man smoking
B: Dan stop trying to look cool, girl fight happening
N: *thinking* she really does her own hair
Blair: Juliet, you are not America's Next Top Model.
Juliet: Really, you're guarding the door with two skinny white guys?
@jennysux ...lol...urz is bloody hilarious...lol...:)
Blair: You are ruining Serena's life cause she has better hair? Juliette: No my brother Ben.. Blair: Whatever.. Humphrey,Archibald.. Please hold her... Dan: So.. we're doing this for Serena?? Nate: So if i do that .., Will Serena chose me?
B: I don't care what you say Juliet, but Humphrey is going to the Kieslowski marathon at the Astoria with ME!! Maybe you can get Man Bangs to go with you.
B: Im taller!!
J: No Im!
j: No!! me!!
dan:..I think juliet is taller
Blair: Shut up humphrey!!
Nate: I think Dan is right..but Serena is taller than both of you
S: Blair you are small...
J: So what's your problem?
B: I am here to give you the smack down you so richly deserve, just like how I gave J last season. That what!
D: Do you have to mention my sister's name?
N: Oh god. *shakes head*
Dan: So, Blair, are you going to pull her hair or do you want me to?
Nate: Let's all pull her hair!
Nate: It's about to be a-what?!
Dan: GIRL FIGHT!!1!
Nate : Oh My God, Juliet, are you really wearing that?
Juliet : Jenny told me it was fashionable!
Blair : Her Down Syndrme is probably on autopilot regarding fashion.
Dan : Oh, snap!
Blair : Juliet, it's time for you to go you crazy pathetic psycho.
Nate : Or, we're gonna have to go Courtney Love on your cheap plastic-free ass.
Juliet : You guys, I'm so sorry, please...
Dan : Save it Juliet, everyone knows I'm the crazy bitch around here.
Dan : So what's the plan? Nate and I hold her while you beat her up?
Blair : You're about to go down like the Titanic!
Dan : I think I saw that "dress" Juliet's wearing before...
Juliet : Vanessa lent it to me!
Nate : No one's wearing stripes this season!
Juliet : But Jenny told me it was fashionable!
Blair : You just lost all your dignity.