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This would be the perfect disguise for Saints and Sinners Party. Why do I still listen to Juliet?
Trash Bag™... the easiest and most brilliant way of storing. Just ask Jenny Humphrey, one of our satisfied custumers.
Jenny: Uhm, this is a cupboard.
You have nothing to lose! Buy your own Trash Bag™ today, and you'll get a CD with Taylor Momsen reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" for free!
... and this is what happens if you don't have a trash can with a tigh-fitting lid. The racoon will find and steal your garbage and will try to eat it!
Gossip Girl: Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title.
Gossip Girl emails Blair regarding Juliet: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
I look so pretty when I'm next to trash.
Jenny: Damieeeen, the pills aren't here! Where are they? For god sake, you make me wanna die!
Jenny: I don't know if I use toilet paper or baby wipes.
Jenny:how about now, can you see me?
Juliet: no , this is perfect, at last, you found your prefect hiding place.
Gossip Girl: Looks like someone is finally with her equals. Well, Lil' J, I always knew you were trashy.
Blair: Jenny is so versatile that she can blend in with trash anywhere.
You guys this laxatives aren't working!!
Jenny thinking: Darn it! I forgot to watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame! I was supposed to make my hunched-back look worse by watching that movie! Curse you Serena the problem magnet!
Jenny thinking: Maybe if I crumple up I can turn into a Racoon and see the other side of our glorious little world!
jenny: so damien didnt hide the pills here....
Jenny: Seriously, who put my CD in the trash?
So thaaat's where my eyeliner went.
They threw away my eyeliner. Bastards.
Gossip Girl: Spotted, Jenny Humprey: The Upper East Side trash collector... we hear that she is trying to use some of the trash to make her new designs... Trash Fashion at its best...
Jenny : wait , i smell something....What is this? OH , NO!!!!This trash is not enough for two racoons , so beat it , i got here first!
Gossip Girl: Jenny, literally being thrown out with the trash
Blair: Curse Dorota for leaving the door open! The Racoon Girl has got into the trash again!
Blair: Hey Juliet, i've heard Jenny's hiding out in your apartment Juliet: Really, nothing's left in my apartment except a pile of trash. Blair: I'll have to take a look, when it comes to trash, Jenny blends right in.
This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee.
Slowly now or we will spook it...
^^ vanessa's caption above ^^ = FTW! it should win. seriously!!!
Blair (to Serena): I'm trying to spot the difference between Jenny and the trash but I can't see one!
Jenny: This makes me wanna die. I'll never be good enough. I really f***** hate this!