Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134

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Welcome to the 134th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF! Our favorite Upper East Siders are on hiatus until January, but our Friday tradition is not!

This week's Caption Contest winner is .vanessa! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Lily, Summer and Retooser. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week ...

Scheming J

David Attenborough: This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee. Slowly now or we will spook it...

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This would be the perfect disguise for Saints and Sinners Party. Why do I still listen to Juliet?


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Jenny: Uhm, this is a cupboard.
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... and this is what happens if you don't have a trash can with a tigh-fitting lid. The racoon will find and steal your garbage and will try to eat it!


Gossip Girl: Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title.


Gossip Girl emails Blair regarding Juliet: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.


I look so pretty when I'm next to trash.


Jenny: Damieeeen, the pills aren't here! Where are they? For god sake, you make me wanna die! or Jenny: I don't know if I use toilet paper or baby wipes.


Jenny:how about now, can you see me?
Juliet: no , this is perfect, at last, you found your prefect hiding place.


Gossip Girl: Looks like someone is finally with her equals. Well, Lil' J, I always knew you were trashy.


Blair: Jenny is so versatile that she can blend in with trash anywhere.