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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134 Comments (Page 2)

125 Comments

  1. McGustin
    Rank: Extra

    This would be the perfect disguise for Saints and Sinners Party. Why do I still listen to Juliet?

  2. LydiaA
    Rank: Guest Star

    Trash Bag™... the easiest and most brilliant way of storing. Just ask Jenny Humphrey, one of our satisfied custumers.
    Jenny: Uhm, this is a cupboard.
    You have nothing to lose! Buy your own Trash Bag™ today, and you'll get a CD with Taylor Momsen reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" for free!

  3. LydiaA
    Rank: Guest Star

    ... and this is what happens if you don't have a trash can with a tigh-fitting lid. The racoon will find and steal your garbage and will try to eat it!

  4. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Gossip Girl: Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title.

  5. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Gossip Girl emails Blair regarding Juliet: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.

  6. Raph

    I look so pretty when I'm next to trash.

  7. Raph

    Jenny: Damieeeen, the pills aren't here! Where are they? For god sake, you make me wanna die!


    or

    Jenny: I don't know if I use toilet paper or baby wipes.

  8. Blair,,,,,,

    Jenny:how about now, can you see me?
    Juliet: no , this is perfect, at last, you found your prefect hiding place.

  9. Jessica

    Gossip Girl: Looks like someone is finally with her equals. Well, Lil' J, I always knew you were trashy.

  10. blairarchibald
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair: Jenny is so versatile that she can blend in with trash anywhere.

  11. Irvin

    You guys this laxatives aren't working!!

  12. PirPir
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny thinking: Darn it! I forgot to watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame! I was supposed to make my hunched-back look worse by watching that movie! Curse you Serena the problem magnet!

  13. PirPir
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny thinking: Maybe if I crumple up I can turn into a Racoon and see the other side of our glorious little world!

  14. honeygirl
    Rank: Guest Star

    jenny: so damien didnt hide the pills here....

  15. SaraahJayy

    Jenny: Seriously, who put my CD in the trash?

  16. Sarah

    So thaaat's where my eyeliner went.

  17. Sarah

    They threw away my eyeliner. Bastards.

  18. Sa'ad702
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: Spotted, Jenny Humprey: The Upper East Side trash collector... we hear that she is trying to use some of the trash to make her new designs... Trash Fashion at its best...

  19. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny : wait , i smell something....What is this? OH , NO!!!!This trash is not enough for two racoons , so beat it , i got here first!

  20. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: Jenny, literally being thrown out with the trash

  21. Hannah

    Blair: Curse Dorota for leaving the door open! The Racoon Girl has got into the trash again!

  22. Hannah

    Blair: Hey Juliet, i've heard Jenny's hiding out in your apartment Juliet: Really, nothing's left in my apartment except a pile of trash. Blair: I'll have to take a look, when it comes to trash, Jenny blends right in.

  23. em

    David Attenborough:

    This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee.
    Slowly now or we will spook it...

    ^^ vanessa's caption above ^^ = FTW! it should win. seriously!!!

  24. Julz

    Blair (to Serena): I'm trying to spot the difference between Jenny and the trash but I can't see one!

  25. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: This makes me wanna die. I'll never be good enough. I really f***** hate this!


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