Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134

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Welcome to the 134th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF! Our favorite Upper East Siders are on hiatus until January, but our Friday tradition is not!

This week's Caption Contest winner is .vanessa! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Lily, Summer and Retooser. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week ...

Scheming J

David Attenborough: This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee. Slowly now or we will spook it...

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