Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134

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Welcome to the 134th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF! Our favorite Upper East Siders are on hiatus until January, but our Friday tradition is not!

This week's Caption Contest winner is .vanessa! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Lily, Summer and Retooser. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week ...

Scheming J

David Attenborough: This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee. Slowly now or we will spook it...

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You guys this laxatives aren't working!!

Pirpir

Jenny thinking: Darn it! I forgot to watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame! I was supposed to make my hunched-back look worse by watching that movie! Curse you Serena the problem magnet!

Pirpir

Jenny thinking: Maybe if I crumple up I can turn into a Racoon and see the other side of our glorious little world!

Honeygirl

jenny: so damien didnt hide the pills here....

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Jenny: Seriously, who put my CD in the trash?

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So thaaat's where my eyeliner went.

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They threw away my eyeliner. Bastards.

Saad702

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Jenny Humprey: The Upper East Side trash collector... we hear that she is trying to use some of the trash to make her new designs... Trash Fashion at its best...

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Jenny : wait , i smell something....What is this? OH , NO!!!!This trash is not enough for two racoons , so beat it , i got here first!

Sophiebass

Gossip Girl: Jenny, literally being thrown out with the trash

Gossip Girl Quotes

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Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
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