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  1. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate : So, are we gonna do it or what?
    Serena : Do what?
    Nate : Okay, I'll explain it to you for the third time but pay atention.
    Serena : Fine
    Nate : Let's trade hair styling tips.

  2. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: What's up with the dress?
    Serena: It's the only thing I could find to match this hideous necklace Jenny got me for Christmas. Rufus said I have to wear it once so I don't hurt her feelings.
    Nate: Really? Jenny gave me a CD. I've been using it as a coaster so I don't have to look at her face on the cover.
    Serena: Damnit! Why couldn't she have given me a CD.

  3. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: If you were to kill someone on "accident", what would you do with the body, Nate?
    Nate: OMG! Are you a vampire, Serena?
    Serena: No, you idiot! I caught Jenny trying to steal my clothes and now her racoon carcass is stinking up the house.

  4. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: So, here's the thing, Serena, I've been using Chuck's little black book and I cant seem to (clears throat) . . .
    Serena: No way, Nate! You aren't using me as sexual Drano. I'm not Blair for crying out loud.
    Nate: Is Blair available?
    Serena: Unbelievable!

  5. Teodora Kirova Teodora Kirova
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: Nate,Did we had sex over there? Nate : I don't think so. Serena: Ok so let's go. Nate: Actually Serena,I am waiting for Dan

  6. Candice

    Serena (thinking): How could Nate so easily believe every terrible thing Juliet says about me when we've been friends for so long? Nate (thinking): *Crickets* chirp, chirp, chirp. Serena (thinking): Oh, right. He's not the brightest crayon in the box.

  7. Candice

    Serena (thinking): How could Nate so easily believe every terrible thing Juliet says about me when we've been friends for so long?
    Nate (thinking): *Crickets* chirp, chirp, chirp.
    Serena (thinking): Oh, right. He's not the brightest crayon in the box.

  8. TreiOfficial

    Serena (thinking):Now I'm gonna do this.Now I'm gonna kiss Nate.
    Nate (thinking):Man,Chuck has so sexy ass

  9. CocoChanel

    (serena and nate stare at themselves in a mirror in front of them) serena: Nate, who are we kidding? Look how perfectly our hair matches. We should just get back together. Nate: Ya I hate to hurt dan's feelings but If I were you I'd pick me too.

  10. Countess Dorota
    Rank: Extra

    Serena & Nate: (thinking)... Dan loves me more!

  11. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: hey Nate, I heard some website takes pictures of us and asks readers to make up a funny caption that's usually insulting
    Nate: How do you win?
    Serena: Call me a slut, refer to Jenny as a raccoon or make fun of Vanessa for anything.

  12. reeling
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate (thinking): Between Serena and Juliet, I think I should go with Serena.
    Serena (thinking): Between Nate and Dan, I think I should go with Dan. Nate looks horrible when his hair is pulled back like that.
    Nate (thinking): Should I make the first move..
    Serena (thinking): Should I go stand somewhere else..

  13. adanagirl
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: When did Blair become wild enough to have piano sex?
    Serena: And why didn't we think of that location?

  14. charlotte

    Serena - I can't believe we're having this conversation
    Nate - I can't believe you still think it's you.
    Serena - Of course it is
    Nate - Serena get over yourself. Dan would pick me, bros before hoes.
    Serena - Since when am I a hoe?
    Nate - Serena, that ship sailed a long time ago.


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