Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

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Welcome to the 135th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Brazilian Girl. Nice work!

Honorable mentions go out to Meeny, Scarlett 79, TheYalier and The Bitch is back. Thanks to everyone for playing each week and best of luck again next week!

Nate to the Party

Serena: That Vanessa bitch! She will pay for it!
Nate: C'mon Serena, you can't be mad at Vanessa for ever just because she spread a rumor about you having an STD... and seriously, it's not like it never crossed our minds!
Serena: Rumor? STD? Who cares?! The bitch beat me at Guitar Hero!!

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Ken & Barbie, Version 2.0


Nate : I need a girlfriend.
Serena : I'm avaliable.
Nate : I said "girlfriend" not "girlfriend experience".
Serena : Damn.


Serena : Damn it! Why can't I think?
Nate : I have no idea.
Gossip Girl : Quelle Surprise.


Serena (thinking) : Am I gonna have to start bouncing up and down to get him to notice my boobs? Maybe I should!


Serena : I cannot believe in my mom!
Nate : Still upset about the Ben thing? That was weeks ago!
Serena : No, but she doesn't wanna pay for my 3rd boob job of the year and I have no professional training so I can't work!
Nate : With that clevage and that dress I know exactly what you can work as.


Serena : Do my boobs look faker than Jenny's hair?
Nate : No.
Serena : Damn, I told the doctor I needed another boob job!


Nate : Why aren't we having sex?
Serena : Well, Blair and Chuck are using the piano but maybe if we get in line we can go next.


Serena : That's enough Jenny, Nate's hair may be better than mine but my hair is still better than your white extensions for racoons!
Nate : Jeez Jenny, use a hair conditioner!


Serena : Damn, why am I not wearing a bikini? That would be sexier!
Nate : That's what I was thinking.


Major lol @Sidewinder, but do you really think Serena could ever learn to use a calculator?

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