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Nate : So, are we gonna do it or what?
Serena : Do what?
Nate : Okay, I'll explain it to you for the third time but pay atention.
Serena : Fine
Nate : Let's trade hair styling tips.
Nate: What's up with the dress?
Serena: It's the only thing I could find to match this hideous necklace Jenny got me for Christmas. Rufus said I have to wear it once so I don't hurt her feelings.
Nate: Really? Jenny gave me a CD. I've been using it as a coaster so I don't have to look at her face on the cover.
Serena: Damnit! Why couldn't she have given me a CD.
Serena: If you were to kill someone on "accident", what would you do with the body, Nate?
Nate: OMG! Are you a vampire, Serena?
Serena: No, you idiot! I caught Jenny trying to steal my clothes and now her racoon carcass is stinking up the house.
Nate: So, here's the thing, Serena, I've been using Chuck's little black book and I cant seem to (clears throat) . . .
Serena: No way, Nate! You aren't using me as sexual Drano. I'm not Blair for crying out loud.
Nate: Is Blair available?
Serena: Nate,Did we had sex over there? Nate : I don't think so. Serena: Ok so let's go. Nate: Actually Serena,I am waiting for Dan
Serena (thinking): How could Nate so easily believe every terrible thing Juliet says about me when we've been friends for so long? Nate (thinking): *Crickets* chirp, chirp, chirp. Serena (thinking): Oh, right. He's not the brightest crayon in the box.
Serena (thinking): How could Nate so easily believe every terrible thing Juliet says about me when we've been friends for so long?
Nate (thinking): *Crickets* chirp, chirp, chirp.
Serena (thinking): Oh, right. He's not the brightest crayon in the box.
Serena (thinking):Now I'm gonna do this.Now I'm gonna kiss Nate.
Nate (thinking):Man,Chuck has so sexy ass
(serena and nate stare at themselves in a mirror in front of them) serena: Nate, who are we kidding? Look how perfectly our hair matches. We should just get back together. Nate: Ya I hate to hurt dan's feelings but If I were you I'd pick me too.
Serena & Nate: (thinking)... Dan loves me more!
Serena: hey Nate, I heard some website takes pictures of us and asks readers to make up a funny caption that's usually insulting
Nate: How do you win?
Serena: Call me a slut, refer to Jenny as a raccoon or make fun of Vanessa for anything.
Nate (thinking): Between Serena and Juliet, I think I should go with Serena.
Serena (thinking): Between Nate and Dan, I think I should go with Dan. Nate looks horrible when his hair is pulled back like that.
Nate (thinking): Should I make the first move..
Serena (thinking): Should I go stand somewhere else..
Nate: When did Blair become wild enough to have piano sex?
Serena: And why didn't we think of that location?
Serena - I can't believe we're having this conversation
Nate - I can't believe you still think it's you.
Serena - Of course it is
Nate - Serena get over yourself. Dan would pick me, bros before hoes.
Serena - Since when am I a hoe?
Nate - Serena, that ship sailed a long time ago.