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December 13th, 2010 2:33 PM
Bonnie: oh! You went to hogwarts! What's it like?
Luka: oh, its a once in a life time experience!
Jonus: well I visited forks!
Bonnie: oh... That's nice..
December 13th, 2010 1:33 PM
Bonnie: you serious? Sabrina the teenage witch is coming too?
December 13th, 2010 1:32 PM
Stare all you like honey, you won't find witches like me back at Hogwarts.
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December 13th, 2010 11:44 AM
So, you are the vampire-hating Bennet witch?
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December 13th, 2010 11:43 AM
So, your the vampire-hating Bennet witch?
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December 13th, 2010 11:41 AM
Bonnie: You think you two are big bad witches because your noses don't bleed? I'm more bad ass then both of you because I roll with vampires.
Jonas: So do I
Bonnie: Yea but I roll with sexy vampires.. your vampire is just creepy!
December 13th, 2010 10:59 AM
Guy in beanie hat: Will anybody play a game of darts with me....please?!
December 13th, 2010 10:56 AM
Jonas to Bonnie: Oh look, you have the same lampshade-print outfit as my son, Luka.
Bonnie: Great!!! (Now I know how Gayle King and Alfre Woodard felt at the Tony awards....)
December 13th, 2010 10:37 AM
Jonas to Bonnie: Have you met my son?
Luka: Hi, I'm Luka.
Bonnie to Luka: Oh, please..you don't have to get up..'
Luka: I am already standing up....
(Bonnie embarrassedly smiling at Jonas thinking:) This is awkward...
December 13th, 2010 10:32 AM
Meeting the Parents already Luka? Wow.
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December 13th, 2010 4:40 AM
Jonas: So, Haaaaave you met Luka?
December 13th, 2010 4:31 AM
Bonnie: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy witch around here!
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December 13th, 2010 2:55 AM
Jonas says......."Look I keep telling you, you can't be a Witch if you keep forgetting to cast spells!"
December 13th, 2010 1:54 AM
Jonas: Your a wtch aren't you
Bonnie: Yes and your old, aren't you?
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December 13th, 2010 12:37 AM
bonnie: can you help me? Jonas: with what? Luka stop looking at her, has she hypnotized you already??? Luka: me likey and will give her all my powers =) Jonas: what have you done!!!!!! Bonnie: i will do anything to help elaina ANYTHING (scary smirk) your next jonas muhahahhahahaha!
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December 13th, 2010 12:19 AM
Jonas: "Hey, you're pretty! Do you want to date my son? He's not creepy, or hiding anything, I swear!"
Bonnie: "But I kind of got this crush thing going on with Jeremy-my BFF's younger brother..."
Luka: "Yeah, but I'm a warlock, and our relationship would be more politically correct."
Bonnie: "But Jeremy's soooo hot..."
Jonas: Or we could have a little three-way action- you, my son, and me..."
Bonnie:"Hmmm... you are completely engrossed with my cleavage. And it could be sex magic! I bet we could get rid of the vamps and wolves with all of that power flying around!"
Luka: "Sounds like a win-win to me!"
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December 13th, 2010 12:12 AM
Bonnie: (thinking to herself) I can't believe there's two more black people in Mystic Falls!
Luka: (thinking to himself) OMG- there's actually a black chick here!
Bonnie: (to Jonas) "Can you teach me a spell to make me act more ghetto?"
Jonas: "Well- in this town, people would probably think you're possessed if you do. Talking in Ebonics... could be misconstrued as a demon language."
Luka: (to Bonnie) "Yeah- besides- wouldn't you rather learn to oh, I don't know, say.. stop a psycho old vampire from killing your family and friends?"
Bonnie: "Well- maybe you can teach me that next..."
December 12th, 2010 11:19 PM
Bonnie: (thinking) just smile, maybe he won't notice that I have no clevage to show. Wait, maybe that's why he's not smiling. Dang it, I knew I should of done my big boobie spell!
Jonas: (thinking) Damn girl, don't you know you can do the big boobie spell, you ARE a witch.
Luka: (thinking) She's pretty!
December 12th, 2010 11:08 PM
Luka: Dad, this is Bonnie. She's a with too.
Bonnie: It's nice to meet you. Finaly, I have someone to talk to who can relate to what all I'm going through.
Jonas: It's nice to meet you Bonnie, my son has told me all about you. (meanwhile, he's thinking) I am actualy up to no good with Elijah & you have no clue whats going on or whats going to happpen. My son is a perfect decoy(:
Bonnie: (thinking) Luka's so hot & he's a witch too, yay!
Luka: (thinking) She's so fine.
Jonas: (thinking) teenager's! Luka, keep your head in the game.
December 12th, 2010 10:51 PM
Bonnie: You are so old you took history classes with Shakespeare
Luka: oooooooooooooo
Jonas:Your face is so plastic that that that ....dangit
Luka: Dad we don't say dangit anymore and You Just Got SERVED
Jonas: Luka remeber your new car its gone and Bonnie respect your elders.
Bonnie: what age dude
December 12th, 2010 10:41 PM
Bonnie asks: Did you see twilight? I am team Jacob. Are you team Jacob or Edward?
December 12th, 2010 10:39 PM
Bonnie thinks: stop looking at my split ends people you are going to make me cry
Luka thinks: She is hotter that the centaur I dated last
Jonas thinks: How old is she? Is she lying about her age? Is she powerful? Is she an old lady cause i see some wrinkles that shes hiding
December 12th, 2010 10:34 PM
Bonnie remembers what magazine says: men like fart and meat smells on girls then tries it
Luka thinks: she smells so nice and eats great: she ate like a pig and now smells like meat
Jonas thinks: what happened to the old ways when you had to smell like perfume and learn your manners
Bonnie burps then tries to leave without paying for meal but Jonas catches her
December 12th, 2010 10:10 PM
bonnie thinks: how many times do i have to say it, we are over, gosh
December 12th, 2010 10:06 PM
Bonnie reads guys mind and sees: cause i am a big kid now and i don't want to grow up i want to be a toys r us kid..