The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 38

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There was an interesting theme to many of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entries:

A lot of readers commented on the unusual, perhaps controversially fact that all African-American characters on the show are witches or warlocks. Because she was one of the first to do so, in a pithy manner, "christy" has won this week's contest.

Congratulations to that winner and thank you to everyone who participated. The winning submission is below.


Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.

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Bonnie asks: Did you see twilight? I am team Jacob. Are you team Jacob or Edward?


Bonnie thinks: stop looking at my split ends people you are going to make me cry
Luka thinks: She is hotter that the centaur I dated last
Jonas thinks: How old is she? Is she lying about her age? Is she powerful? Is she an old lady cause i see some wrinkles that shes hiding


Bonnie remembers what magazine says: men like fart and meat smells on girls then tries it
Luka thinks: she smells so nice and eats great: she ate like a pig and now smells like meat
Jonas thinks: what happened to the old ways when you had to smell like perfume and learn your manners
Bonnie burps then tries to leave without paying for meal but Jonas catches her


bonnie thinks: how many times do i have to say it, we are over, gosh


Bonnie reads guys mind and sees: cause i am a big kid now and i don't want to grow up i want to be a toys r us kid..


Even though your one of the bad guys, you ae still looking at my chest.


Bonnie: "You know, your x-ray vision is getting really annoying!"


Bonnie thinks "Excellent nose. Hopefully I can make it bleed soon'!


"oh, I can see right through you, mister... Literally"


Bonnie thinks: Luka is smiling because he likes me. Im smiling because Im the only witch the Salvatores get along with. I guess his dad isnt smiling because he knows im right.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.