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Bonnie: Hi, I'm Bonnie Bennet. Seeing as you're the only other minority on this show, you're either going to die by the end of this episode or we're somehow related and you guys are also witches.
@ Alice: Wow, copy me much?
Excuse me sir. I love your son.. he means the world to me and I'd love to ask your permission to spend the rest of my life with him.
Bonnie:I am very very very upset about this.
Jonas:You dont look upset.
Bonnie:Ugh,its the botox.I cant show emotion for another hour and a half.
bonnie:i know i look great..but seriously both of you..STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!
jonas- your a witch bonnie
bonnie- i-m i-m a what ?
jonas- a witch, and a thumpin' good one I'd wager once you've trained up a bit.
bonnie- No, you've made a mistake. I mean i can't be a witch... i mean i'm bonnie, just bonnie. LOL jk i know
Jonas: -FINALLY we met! One more witch-gf.. son,I hope this one is more powerful then others!.. *thinking*at least she's pretty! so let's start our Jonas-check-test, check her powers! r u ready, lady Bennet?!
Bonnie: -I AM!!! *thinking*all night read gram's book, sure I am!!!
P.S. mikae, Crowley - LOL ;))
I see right through your fake witch ass!
Bonnie: Naww, I said move I want to see Jeremy not ANOTHER witch.
Jonas: I thought you were into my son
Bonnie: that was sooo 5min ago.
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Bonnie: "You can tell I'm a witch, not because I am black, but because there is a lampshade hanging from my bra."
Christy :P Lol that was my thought precisely. I will make a new one cause I just noticed yours.
Bonnie: You know just because I am black you can't accuse me of being a witch!
Jonas: So you aren't a witch?
Bonnie: No of course I am, damn have you never watched this show?
Bonnie *thinking* Black people in Mystic Falls? Yeah more witches!
Bonnie: Hey mister, your son is so hot, can i borrow him for a time?
Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.
Luka: *thinking* Please don't screw this up for me, dad. I haven't even had a chance to channel her yet.
Bonnie: *thinking* Well, at least I know he's not a vampire. If he was, he'd be crippled with pain by now.
Bonnie:I'm Team Jeremy, are you also Team Jeremy, or Team Luca?
Bonnie:I'm smiling because a hot guy is behind you, but your blocking my view.
Bonnie:Where's Jeremy when you need him?
Bonnie:My witchy senses are tingling....
Bonnie: *thinking* They show up at 8:14, choose table 22 and are being way too friendly. My witch sense is tingling.
Bonnie: *thinking* please don't let this old guy rain on my hot guy parade.
This guy knows I'm jail bait, right?