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Caroline:But, I wanna frickin sparkle!!!
Stefan: Urghh, for the millionth time-you're not Rosalie. You may have blonde hair, but you're clearly lacking the 'oooft' approach!
Stephan: Elena, elena, elena, elena.
Caroline: Oh my god, can everyone stop obsessing about elena? The rest of us girls in town and hot too, and not nearly as wimpy as that stupid human!
I told you a bloodymary is a drink not dinner
Though her eyes said dumb blonde, her chest said easy dumb bllonde.
Caroline: So who should I make out with under the mistletoe this christmas? Matt or Tyler? I'm thinking both.
Stephan: Hoe hoe hoe.
Caroline: Wait, so Snape kills Dumbledore?
Stefan: Yes, but its not what you think!
Stefan: Look, real vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sunlight, Meyer just likes trolling her fandom.
Stefan = "Caroline, how many times do I have to tell you, you cant keep Tyler as a pet!"
CAROLINE: I say we hunt down Santa Claus on Christmas eve and feed on him. He's so fat and full of blood.
STEFAN: How many times do I have to tell you, Caroline? Santa's not real!!!
I told you Caroline, humans are friends, not food.
Stefan what am i here talking to you i am in the cave with katherine i need to get out
Caroline: its ok your just dreaming and your not getting out
are you really that niaeve?
Stefan: No! Heinzs only has 57 flavors!
Caroline: Wow, i didnt know there were that many blood types. I was thinking 30... tops.
KAREN~~HI STEPHAN HOW ARE U HOW WAS UR NIGHT
STEPHAN~~IM GOOD KAREN HOW ARE U HOLDING UP AND WHY ARE U ACTING SO FRIENDLY
KAREN~~IM ALWAYS ACTING LIKE THIS IM JUST WONDERING IF WE COULD SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER IF U DONT HAVE ANY PLANS
STEPHAN~~` I THOUGHT U WHERE SPENDING THE DAY WITH ELENA OR WHATS GOING ON ARE U HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME
KARE~ NO IM NOT HIDING ANYTHING FROM U AND YES I WAS GONE SPEND THE DAY WITH ELENA BUT SHE DECIDE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH UR BROTHER
STEPHAN~~WITH MY BROTHER SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT
KAREN~~WHY NOT U SPEND A WEEKEND WITH KATHERINE
STEPHAN~~THAT WAS DIFFERENT
KAREN~~DIFFERENT HOW IS THE SAME THING ARE ALL THE VAMPIRE ARE THE SAME WHEN THEY COME TO HAVE FEELING FOR A HUMAN
STEPHAN~~ NO IT JUST DEPAND ON THE HUMAN
Is blonde your natural color?
Stefan: The lights are on but is anyone home?
Is it any wonder that you are blonde?
WTH Caroline, stupid is as stupid does!
Uhm...how many times do I have to tell you Caroline? You don't have to eat people food anymore!
Stefan: Your not falling in love with Tyler Lockwood. Are you?
He's a werewolf he can kill you with just one bite. If you don't end your friendship we will have to kill him. He can not know about us killing his uncle.
Caroline: He would never do that to me. I'm his friend. I've seen him when he was all hairy and fangs. He has no idea about his uncle. If i keep him close i will have a better advantage. Like keep your friends close but your enemies closer like you do with Katherine.
Caroline : First one who blinks loses! and go!
Stephen: I got this baby!
Caroline- thinking I'm starving wonder if I can take him he hasn't had human blood.
Stephan- says have u forgot I can read ur mind & yed I have been drinking human bllod awile so if u want to keep ur pretty little head use what ever brains u have so we can figure out this tyler thing
So I've been playing "itsy bitsy spider" with my hands for hours and I think they are stuck like this!
...Is it obvious that I'm obsessed with him?