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Caroline: So... about Katherine. I'm sorry, but what did you ever see in her?
Stefan: She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world!
Caroline - Tyler's...kind of a werewolf...
Stefan - Caroline, werewolves are not good company to keep.
Stefan: Caroline, breathe.
Caroline: How-how could this happen? I mean, come on!
Stefan: It's only for a month or so, relax..
Caroline: How can you tell me to relax when Vampire Diaries won't be back on until January 27th?
Caroline: ...and now you're telling me that Vampire Diaries won't be back on until January 27th and I'm kinda freaking out!
Stefan: You can't do that!
Stefan: Caroline, you don't just go up to someone, tell them Santa isn't real and run off!
Caroline: (sighing) Brittany deserved the truth.
Stefan: use the force.
Caroline: the force?
Stefan: the force.
Caroline: so you are trying to tell me that werewolves don't turn into bunnies?
Stephen: yeah, Caroline why would you think that?
Caroline: umm duh, were...sounds like hare...which is a close relative to the bunny...god stephan make some links
Caroline:" Ohhh No!-Thinking("Hes Curling His Hands)Bad Sign
Stefan: rudolph's nose is red, im telling you i have seen it Caroline: no way, really. what was it like
stefan:you can't be for real...
caroline:sorry man but i am...
stefan:so you are telling me that you prefer edwart cullen and not me?
caroline:yeah man he has better hair than you...
Caroline: now that I'm a vampire too we can be together.
Stefan: no I still don't want you. My heart belongs to Katherine I mean Elena.
Stefan:Je m'appelle Claude
Caroline:Je de coup plow
Stefan:well lets try again...je m'appelle..Claude
Caroline:Je de plee plue
Stefan:huh...its not q...uite what i'm saying
Caroline:Really? its sounds the exact same to me
Stefan:it does,really?alright lets try it again...really listen...Je...m'appelle...Claude
Caroline:Je de floop flee
Stefan:Oh mon dieu
Caroline:Oh de foof
Stefan: "How could you tell Tyler you're a vampire?"
Caroline: "Geez, relax, he needs a friend."
Stefan:Alright it seems pretty simple.Your first line is 'my name is Claude' so repeat after me...Je m'appelle Claude
Caroline: Je de coup plow
Stefan: "No, Caroline, I love Elena!"
Caroline: "But, Stefan"
Stefan:Santa Claus isn't real.....
Stefan:Santa Claus isn't real!
Stefan: Please Caroline. I need to learn how to be cool just once.
Caroline: Stefan, I do not act cool, I just am.