TV Fanatic Presents: The Top Quotes of 2010!

From Stewie railing against Lois to Sue Sylvester dissing Will's hair to Abed quoting one 80s movie after another, 2010 was a dynamite year in the realm of TV quotes.

While loyal readers know they can visit sections such as our comprehensive collection of Family Guy quotes at any time, we've stopped to highlight the following utterances from the year that was.

Read on, prepare to laugh and chime in below if we've forgotten your favorite quote...

Brian: Her fists are so dangerous, she's not allowed to be a lesbian. | permalink

Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.
Peter: That means two things. | permalink

Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini. | permalink

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt. | permalink

Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time. | permalink

Blair: Look, I think I figured it out. Okay, Serena had an affair with her teacher because, let's face it, it's Serena and what else is there to do in Connecticut. Then she came to her senses and discarded him like last season's Chanel booties. Then he became a crazy stalker and Serena pressed charges. That should be a warning to you, Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, because the parallels are striking. | permalink

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again? | permalink

Blair: Dorota, I need answers that don't end in, 'And then I came to America!' | permalink

Meredith: (to Lexie) You're not crazy. You're a Grey. | permalink

Arizona: Mark stares at my boobs when we talk. He starts at my face, but somewhere along the way he gets distracted and ends up at my boobs. I love guys. I love them. But I've tried my whole life to avoid the boob staring guy. Biology even helped me by making me gay. But now, my girlfriend's best friend is that guy. And I don't think I need to apologize for the fact that the only person I want staring at my boobs is you.
Callie: Boobs, really, you're making this about boobs?
Arizona: He stares at them.
Callie: 'Cause their good boobs! | permalink

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a d**k. | permalink

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun? | permalink

Damon: I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. | permalink

Homer: Now Maggie, I had to use your car seat to hold the new TV Guide, so I'm gonna hang you from the mirror. | permalink

Liz: You'll never be a millionaire! Hahaha. Slumdog Millionaire ref...Blam-o. | permalink

Jenna: Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me. | permalink

Jack: As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.' | permalink

Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire. | permalink

Abed: Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you. | permalink

Leonard: Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?
Sheldon: They do some of their best work at night. | permalink

Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable. | permalink

Dwight: Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate. | permalink

Creed: You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya. | permalink

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