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Ever wonder what Andy Torres dreams about on Cougar Town?

ABC is answering this question in a six-part Webisode series aptly titled "Andy's Dreams." The opening two installments are live on the official network website, and we're offering TV Fanatic readers a chance to play along in exchange for show-related prizes.

Here's how the contest works:

  1. Log in using your TV Fanatic account or via Facebook Connect.  You must be logged in for your entry to count!
  2. As a Comment at the bottom of this post, create a new dream for Andy. It can be a nightmare, a fantasy, anything you desire.
  3. We'll choose the top two entries on February 10 (new Webisodes go up every Wednesday night at 9:30 EST on the ABC site, with the final edition airing on February 9.)

Winners will receive:

Grand Prize
Cougar Town Season 1 DVD
Cougar Town Tote Bag
Cougar Town T-shirt
Cougar Town Calendar

Runner Up
Cougar Town Season 1 DVD
Cougar Town T-shirt

Got it? Best of luck to all. Comment/dream away!

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Andy's assistant is in his office, sitting on Andy's chair, playing Penny Can while Andy is away. He doesn't realize that Andy is coming back to his office with Bobby. Andy yells at him, while Bobby compliments him for his last shot, much to Andy's disappointment. When they leave him alone for siesta time, he begins to dream... He and Bobby are playing Penny Can on Bobby's boat, when Bobby says he invited over Andy's assistant. Andy pretends to be ok with that but he's secretely hurt and jealous.
The day after, at night, before leaving, Andy calls in his assistant and makes sure no one's around. There's a spooky music and a close up shows Andy's eyes on fire! When the assistant arrives we see Andy closing the curtains (from the outiside) and all we hear is Psycho's music.
The following day Bobby unexpectedly shows up at Andy's office and Andy gets nervous. He gets ready to go out for lunch and he doesn't notice that Bobby is snooping around. Just when Andy is ready to leave Bobby finds some blood on the side of the desk. The Psycho music starts playing again and they exchange scared looks. Silence. A disappointed and hurt Bobby runs away and shuts the door. Andy is in despair. Suddenly he hears someone knocking on the door 'Mr. Torres, can I come in?' (his assistant's voice). Andy turns around and suddenly wakes up. He sees his assistant and his face lightens up! Eventually he hugs him.


In a crazy Freaky Friday type thing, Andy falls asleep and then dreams that he wakes up as Bobby. At first it's like a dream come true, but eventually he realizes it's awkward. Plus, of course, he misses Ellie and Stan. So he tries to convince everybody that he's really Andy and explain what happened, but saying weird stuff is such a Bobby-like thing that nobody takes him seriously. Real Bobby, who now looks like Andy, is enjoying being taken seriously, for once, so he doesn't try to help clear things up. Eventually, he gets knocked out in a penny can freak accident, and everything goes back to normal.


EDITS I meant, "I want one minute of peace." That's the kind of spelling mistakes one can make during writing stuff quickly. Oh, and I'd also change "I knew I shouldn't trust them" to "I knew I shouldn't have trusted that Stepford community."


During a friendly group discussion Andy realizes that Ellie is not saying anything mean. Upon returning home, the niceness continues. Paranoid, Andy does not know what is happening to his wife. He confronts her about it but she keeps being nice to him. Shouting insults straight into her face, she asks him if he wishes to have some more wine. Handing Stan over to her to hold him, she willingly takes care of him and does not wish to pop into Jules' house for a "whenever someone finishes a sentence we drink wine" drinking game. Thinking he's gone insane, Andy does what any insane man would do in this situation. While Ellie is in the bathroom, he hacks at the door with an axe and screams "HERE'S ANDY!" and as he bursts through the door, Ellie compliments him on his axe wielding skills. Not being able to take any more of this, Andy chops off Ellie's head, reveal her to be a robot. Andy is shocked, albeit unbelievably relieved that this was not in fact the real Ellie, something he had suspected since the beginning of this paragraph.
Having only an inscription that reads "Château Margaux" on the robotic body of anti-Ellie, Andy googles (or, alternatively, he bings it as that is what everyone seems to be doing on TV nowadays) the name he's already pretty familiar with thanks to Jules, and heads to Bordeaux to seek clues.
As he arrives at the Chateau, several ninjas attack him. Thankfully he has a bag of change, and thanks to his years of Penny Can practice, he skilfully eliminates the gang through his coin throwing skills. Andy then bursts in through the door, to find Ellie relaxing by a pool, drinking wine.
"Oh, brother. Was she too nice?" Ellie, infuriated, asks.
Andy is unable to withhold his happiness, and falls to his knees, crying his eyes out.
"Great. I want one minute of piece and they just had to mess up that robot. I knew I shouldn't trust them."
"I'm... just... so happy!" Andy shouts enthusiastically. "Come home, with me."
"Fine. Just let me finish this bottle."
"Can we share?"
"After you ruined my holiday? No."


Andy dreams that Bobby's boat is seaworthy, and they are Captain and First Mate, leaving the ladies for a cruise around the world, exploring the world bromancing each other, acting like playboys, but never giving up on the women they have at the home port. Knowing he has such a hot wife makes Andy even more confident as they make their way around the world, and he has the time of his life.


The name is Torres, Andy Torres. Andy is an international spy with awesome spy friends.Ellie is Andy's love interest/partner who a pension for judging people. Bobby is Andy's mentor/bff. Grayson is another spy that is jealous of Andy's Awesomness. A fancy wine convention is attacked by a nefarious terrorist who goes by the name Tom,who kidnaps the convention president Jules. Grayson is actually double agent working for Tom. Andy,Bobby and Ellie have to rescue Jules before it's too late! Several action scenes with cuban accents later.. they rescue Jules who declares them heroes and rewards Andy with the sacred Big Carl. Right before the dream ends, we learn that Barb is behind everything...


Andy dreams he's everything he's not...tall, slender, blonde, blue eyed and drop dead gorgeous. Digging his new self a bit too much, he becomes self-absorbed, obnoxious and a complete ass...again everything he's not. Realizing that the cul-de-sac gang no longer want him hanging around and that dreams should sometimes just remain dreams, he wakes up and welcomes his old life back.


Forced to choose between his two dream women, Andy weighs the pros and cons of each...both were beautiful, sexy women...both had colorful personalities. Jessica was more sultry and he liked the booby traps she set for him. Tink, however could do tricks with Fairy Dust that, well...
Suddenly Andy startles awake at the sound of Bobby and Travis rolling on the floor laughing! Dude, really?


How about Andy dream's himself into Friends as one of the friends (Joey would be the funniest). Could be a lot of fun with Courtney Cox playing her former role and if they could get the a few of the others they could have a lot of fun with guest stars popping in.


Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.