CSI Review: "A Kiss Before Frying"

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CSI paid homage to film noir this week on "A Kiss Before Frying," and actually made it work.

The slow ease from a standard looking episode into the noir was a risky move that paid off. If it had been anyone else but Greg, I think the story's intent would have been lost. However, the audience being familiar with Greg's interest in Las Vegas' past made the different elements of the story feel natural and believable.

Dita Von Teese on CSI

Dita Von Tesse also shined Ellen Whitebridge, aka Rita Von Squeeze, and I'm not just saying that because I got to see her sitting in a giant martini glass, either. I was almost convinced her character might just be a simple love interest for Greg, instead of a crazy woman attempting to avenge the past and lost in her own delusions.

I jumped at the beginning of the episode when the burn victim sprang to life after David sliced into him. I don't jump often, and I always have to applaud a show when it happens. It's good to know that CSI still has the ability to draw an audience in for a little scare.

Greg has been due for a little romance. I do hope that since he got the crazy out of the way, the writers can manage a less insane love interest for him in future episodes. He represents the cool but geeky bits in all of us and definitely deserves a good romantic turn.The end of the episode reminded me of some of the great Humphrey Bogart movies I love. Catherine sort of became Louis from Casablanca, and Greg was equal parts Sam Spade and Rick Blaine.

I was proud that Catherine took it easy on Greg for his mistake because she had made similar ones in the past. It's nice when a character is consistent, and it will further the bond between these two.

Things are looking up again for CSI, but I won't start celebrating a return to excellence until a few more episodes go by. New installments return in February.


Editor Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 (26 Votes)

Alluring. I enjoyed the film noir aspect. Not up to the standards of "Gaslight", yet it was compelling, and the show was more intriguing than anything else offered in an hour-long program.


I have a question: How can Rita von Squeeze exist? Her grandparents were murdered, and a child is never mentioned.


Really enjoyed this episode. Almost expected to see Mary Astor and a falcon statue. Thanks for your review.


One of the worst episodes I've ever seen. It was very weak. First of all, Rita von Squeeze? Come on! Dont get me wrong, I personally love Dita von Teese, but couldnt they come up with a better name (even if they named her that way on purpose, it wasnt a good idea)? And I also wasnt very thrilled with her acting ( I know, I know, she isnt an actual actress but still). They didnt really connect with Eric Szmanda (Greg Szenders) thus the "relationship" didnt convince me. Even less because it seemed like they have been in a serious relationship or something, when they only had been on one date.
And the story was also weak. Just in rush 3 burn victims and a little "Rita von Squeeze" performance. It seemed to me like their was too little information and they just jumped to the end.
And another thing (which isnt necessarily bad, just unusual): even if they are more than friends, they are real teammates, they never talk about their personal life, so this hole nick-greg thing reminded me more of a chick flick than a crime show.

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CSI Season 11 Episode 12 Quotes

Catherine: What did Jell-O man ever do to you?
Ray: Some men were just made to suffer.

Why can't people die closer to the road?