Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

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Welcome to the 138th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Gossip Girl contest features a future episode photo of Dan and Blair. We felt we had to, given some of the Gossip Girl spoilers floating around.

Well, your Caption Contest winner is ForeverChair. Congrats!

Honorable mentions go to Scarlett 79, Kara24, ForeverChair. Thanks to all for playing and making this such a fun tradition, and good luck next time!

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Blair: Give me the damn stapler!
Dan: Three words, eight letters say it and it's yours!
Blair: I hate you.

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Dan: Waldorf, give me the-
Blair: Seriously, DANGER ZONE!

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Blair: Give it!
Dan: No!
Blair: Humphrey, if this really is the Jenny Humphrey sex tape -
Dan: The Jenny - what?
Blair: It says Humphrey and Bass -
Dan: Wow, uhm... I don't know how I can say this... It's... not Jenny and Chuck...

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Blair: I think my water just broke
Dan: what? You're pregnant!?
Blair: no

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Their hands meet on the stapler, they look each other deeply in the eyes.
Dan: Blair, We are supposed to hate each other, remember?
Blair: ( thinking, right..) Well, I hate you Dan Humphrey! Go to hell and take your sister Courtney Love with you! Put this on your mind, if you ever touch me again I´m going to staple your face in the ASS!

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Gossip Girl : Spotted, the little black Stapler, being the most anticipated tools this season. Bringing back the ancient romance between the royal aristocracy and artificial humbleness. And no, it's not about an unnamed Prince with a random chick called Cinderella. This is from Brooklyn to the Upper East Side- with love. XOXO

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Gossip Girl : Spotted, the little black Stapler, being the most anticipated tools this season. Bringing back the ancient romance between the royal aristocracy and artificial humbleness. And no, it's not about an unnamed Prince with a random chick called Cinderella. This is from Brooklyn to the Upper East Side- with love. XOXO.

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Blair: Why are you even here?
Dan: I a requesting a book on revenge. Know any good ones?
Blair: What do I look like The Online Public Access Catalog? Go get a life Humphrey.

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Blair: Why are you even here?
Dan: I a requesting a book on revenge. Know any good ones?
Blair: What do I look like The Online Public Access Catalog? Got get a life Humphrey.

Rinat

Shh Haters. Leave the contest.

Pennys boat

lol haters contest))) but love this one)))) hilarious + comments about Date is win! Dan: I want to see Blake Lively's sex tape!
Blair: I beg your pardon?!

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!

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