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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

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Stefan barely made it out alive of a kinky game with Caroline recently on The Vampire Diaries.

At least according to "Jess," the reader who won this week's edition of our Caption Contest. Check out her winning entry underneath the following photo.

Thanks to everyone that participated and remember to play every week!

Stefan/Caroline

Stefan: I am never playing seven minutes in heaven again!

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Stefan: girls please, she didnt mean to kill Justin Bieber

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Stephan: It's not what it looks like! We were just............. playing with the bunnies :P Caught red mouthed.

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Stefan: Look, just because you won a people choice award Edward,and we didn't, doesn't mean that you can ambush our set and kill everyone!

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Damon: Its Peantut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly tiome! oh yeah! oh yeah!
Caroline: Stephaaaaann!! make him stop!!! *sobs*
Stephan: damon cant u see there is No peanut butter!?
Damon: ... sorry...

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Stefan:"Damon, do you know what attacked Caroline?"
Damon:"No, but maybe it was ninja turtles."
Stefan:"You're not funny."
Damon:"Or zombies, or werewolves."
Stefan:"Since this is reality and there's no such thing as werewolves and combat turtles."
Damon:"I said ninja turtles."
Stefan:"I said, you're not funny."
Damon:"No sense of humor, Stefan."
Stefan:"No, I just have no sense of Damon humor."

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Damon: Just out of curiosity, what did you do to Blondie, Stefan?
Stefan: I'm feeding her poisoned bunnys and hoping she dies without Elena ever knowing what I did.
Damon: Weren't so set on keeping her alive and making her your brooding-buddy?
Stefan: Yeah, but didn't you hear? They are thinking about making her the Slayer!

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Damon! for the last time! that's not Caroline, its Juels

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Stefan: OH NO DAMON!!! You didn't not my bunny stock why couldn't you give her some of my deer stock that was my favourite stock! Damon!!!!!!!!!
Damon: Well if you like it so much go lick her lips while i'll go lick ELENA'S!
Stefan: Damon don't go there.
Caroline: Quick Stefan let's turn into crows and fly away from him!
Stefan: Ah one little problem you ate all my bunnies! So now i can't fly!!!

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RE-reversion
Stefan: Damon, why did you have to compell Caroline to put red sauce on her self and say she's a vampire?
Damon: That's not Sauce.
Caroline: *crys* it's not my fault, i'm a vampire and i'm here to suck Damon's BLOOD!
Damon: Well you should of been around before 1864 because now you're just drinking lots of girls blood from all over mystic falls, but hey if you don't like that you could always try a bunny from stefan's stock.

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reversion of my one b4
Stefan: Damon, why did you have to compell Caroline to put red sauce on her self and say she's a vampire?
Damon: That's not Sauce.
Caroline: *crys* it's not my fault, i'm a vampire and i'm here to suck Damon's BLOOD!
Damon: Well you should of been around before 1864 because now you're just drinking lots of girls blood from all over mystic falls, but hey if you don't like that you could always try a bunny from stefan's stock.
Stefan: OH NO DAMON!!! You didn't not my bunny stock why couldn't you give her some of my deer stock that was my favourite stock!
Damon!!!!!!!!!
Damon: well if you like it so much go lick her lips while i'll go lick ELENA'S!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.