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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 44

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Understandable, given the photo, but we had an inordinate number of staring contest-based responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

In the end, though, we had to award the top prize to "PirPir" for his/her dynamite Britney Spears reference. The lyrics below don't make a ton of sense, we grant you, but it's Britney... bitch!

Thanks to everyone for participating!


I'm Miss I'm-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

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Bonnie: Why is your name Lucy? It's like a cat's!
Lucy: I heared your name somewhere, Ah, A dog's!

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Bonnie: Let's go watch reruns of I love Lucy!
Lucy: ha...ha...Like i haven't heard that one before.

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Bonnie: Let's tango!

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Bonnie (mysterious) : These are not the vampires you are looking for.

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Bonnie: You will do my laundry.
Lucy: Hell no!
Bonnie: Dammit, i dont have compulsion powers. I guess its back to lighting candles on friday nights with a tub of icecream


I'm deadly serious. Delena hasn't even made it to FIRST base yet!


Lucy : Oh Sweetie, you're not threatening me, are you?
Bonnie : Don't get me started, I can open doors, lift leaves !
Lucy : Right ... Be a dear and get out of my way
Bonnie : Wait ! I can light candles too !


Bonnie: Okay, let's just get one thing straight. If Mystic Falls were Sunnydale, Elena would not be Buffy, I would be Buffy. And Spike would be....oh. Um, never mind, you're Buffy.


Bonnie: Take it back!
Lucy: Take what back? I didn't say anything.
Bonnie: Oh! Hell no, you did not just lie to me! Ok, that's it! Play time is over, bitch!
Bonnie: You heard what I said-you're ass is grass when I'm done with you!


Bonnie: Im Miss Im-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.