The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 44
Understandable, given the photo, but we had an inordinate number of staring contest-based responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.
In the end, though, we had to award the top prize to "PirPir" for his/her dynamite Britney Spears reference. The lyrics below don't make a ton of sense, we grant you, but it's Britney... bitch!
Thanks to everyone for participating!

I'm Miss I'm-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?
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Rank: Extra
January 28th, 2011 4:27 AM
Bonnie: Why is your name Lucy? It's like a cat's!
Lucy: I heared your name somewhere, Ah, A dog's!
Rank: Guest Star
January 27th, 2011 1:57 PM
Bonnie: Let's go watch reruns of I love Lucy!
Lucy: ha...ha...Like i haven't heard that one before.
Rank: Guest Star
January 27th, 2011 1:51 PM
Bonnie: Let's tango!
Rank: Guest Star
January 27th, 2011 1:51 PM
Bonnie (mysterious) : These are not the vampires you are looking for.
Rank: Guest Star
January 27th, 2011 1:50 PM
Bonnie: You will do my laundry.
Lucy: Hell no!
Bonnie: Dammit, i dont have compulsion powers. I guess its back to lighting candles on friday nights with a tub of icecream
Rank: Extra
January 25th, 2011 10:42 PM
I'm deadly serious. Delena hasn't even made it to FIRST base yet!
January 25th, 2011 4:09 PM
Lucy : Oh Sweetie, you're not threatening me, are you?
Bonnie : Don't get me started, I can open doors, lift leaves !
Lucy : Right ... Be a dear and get out of my way
Bonnie : Wait ! I can light candles too !
January 25th, 2011 3:43 PM
Bonnie: Okay, let's just get one thing straight. If Mystic Falls were Sunnydale, Elena would not be Buffy, I would be Buffy. And Spike would be....oh. Um, never mind, you're Buffy.
Rank: Extra
January 25th, 2011 3:07 PM
Bonnie: Take it back!
Lucy: Take what back? I didn't say anything.
Bonnie: Oh! Hell no, you did not just lie to me! Ok, that's it! Play time is over, bitch!
Lucy: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Bonnie: You heard what I said-you're ass is grass when I'm done with you!
Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2011 2:57 PM
Bonnie: Im Miss Im-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?