The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 44

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Understandable, given the photo, but we had an inordinate number of staring contest-based responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

In the end, though, we had to award the top prize to "PirPir" for his/her dynamite Britney Spears reference. The lyrics below don't make a ton of sense, we grant you, but it's Britney... bitch!

Thanks to everyone for participating!

Bonnie

I'm Miss I'm-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

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Bonnie: Why is your name Lucy? It's like a cat's!
Lucy: I heared your name somewhere, Ah, A dog's!

Rhianna speranzo

Bonnie: Let's go watch reruns of I love Lucy!
Lucy: ha...ha...Like i haven't heard that one before.

Rhianna speranzo

Bonnie: Let's tango!

Rhianna speranzo

Bonnie (mysterious) : These are not the vampires you are looking for.

Rhianna speranzo

Bonnie: You will do my laundry.
Lucy: Hell no!
Bonnie: Dammit, i dont have compulsion powers. I guess its back to lighting candles on friday nights with a tub of icecream

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I'm deadly serious. Delena hasn't even made it to FIRST base yet!

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Lucy : Oh Sweetie, you're not threatening me, are you?
Bonnie : Don't get me started, I can open doors, lift leaves !
Lucy : Right ... Be a dear and get out of my way
Bonnie : Wait ! I can light candles too !

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Bonnie: Okay, let's just get one thing straight. If Mystic Falls were Sunnydale, Elena would not be Buffy, I would be Buffy. And Spike would be....oh. Um, never mind, you're Buffy.

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Bonnie: Take it back!
Lucy: Take what back? I didn't say anything.
Bonnie: Oh! Hell no, you did not just lie to me! Ok, that's it! Play time is over, bitch!
Lucy: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Bonnie: You heard what I said-you're ass is grass when I'm done with you!

Pirpir

Bonnie: Im Miss Im-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.