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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 45

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A bit of meta, CW humor earned "sleepyhead" the top prize in this week's Vampire Diaries contest.

The user depicted a sullen Rose, lamenting the delay of Supernatural and Smallville by that network, as the 2011 premiere of each of which was pushed back a week.

Thanks as always to all that played! Remember to chime in every Friday!

Damon/Rose

Damon: What's wrong?
Rose: I just found out that Supernatural and Smallville won't be coming back until the 4th.

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Rose: I feel like crap
Damon: Well I told you it was a bad idea to play a drinking game using sex while watching secret life of the american teenager
Rose: Well I know that now, they talk about nothing else
Damon:Just out of curiosity how many drinks did you have.
Rose: I got to 49 and I just don't know anymore.

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Damon: Shall I freshen up your blood er huh drink? Rose: What blood type did you say this is,? I'm alergic to AB negative.

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rose: did you get these rugs from rugs a million?

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Damon : Rose , would you drink that allready? i've got things to do , i can't stay here all day.
Rose : back off , i'm 500 years old , i don't function like i'm 160 years old..

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Damon : c'mon , Rose , you know that condoms work like 97% percent..
Rose : i'm sick!

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Damon: I warned you drinking those frat boys was a bad idea....

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Rose: So you don't even feel SLIGHTLY guilty for kissing Elena, your brothers gf? Telling Katherine you loved her and then telling Elena the same once you got dumped? Snapping Jeremy's neck? Clearly, you are a monster.
Damon: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Rose: So don't you even feel slightly guilty? Even just a bit?
Damon: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Damon: Don't leave. Everybody leaves.
Rose: You're Damon Salvatore. And that means something different now. Don't forget it. And don't forget me.

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Rose: Why did she do it Damon? Why did Rachel cheat on Fin?
Damon: It was the mohawk.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.