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Rank: Extra
February 8th, 2011 2:13 PM
Stefan: I'm hoping the threat of holding you against the wall will keep you silent because we all know that I have actually kill any thing bigger than a fluffy bunny.
Rank: Extra
February 7th, 2011 10:04 PM
Mrs. Lockwood : Tyler, where are you, ( I counted to 100 )
Tyler: Shit, she found us
Stefan: Dont say a word and she will leave and we can go back to where we were
February 7th, 2011 6:28 PM
Ultimately, Stefan had to resort to violence to avoid attending yet another town-wide event.
February 7th, 2011 4:55 PM
Mrs. Lockwood: Boys I'm going to pick up the pizza, are you sure Tyler you wanted extra garlic? Yuck.
Stefen: (slamming Tyler agianst the wall) You know Vampires don't like garlic!
February 6th, 2011 9:49 PM
Stefan: Tyler, You know I'll have to kill her if you tell her I secretly like Justin Bieber
Tyler: The world needs to know!
Rank: Guest Star
February 6th, 2011 9:32 PM
Carol: Hello, Stefan. Do you want a Pedigree snack too?
Stefan: Thank you, Mrs. Lockwood, but I'm fine with your son's neck.
February 6th, 2011 5:01 PM
Mrs. Lockwood: "Tyler, my honey bunny, if you tend to play wrestling in the house and break something, the least you could do is kick his cute little butt"
Tyler: "Mom, maybe i would win if you stopped calling me honey bunny every time I'm on duty!"
Stefan: "Thats what you said the ten previous times but I still gained a million dollars by booting you"
February 6th, 2011 3:06 PM
Tyler: Oh shit, Mom's coming! Do your fly up!
Carol: *calling* Tyler, honey?
February 6th, 2011 3:04 PM
Tyler: I swear, it's not how it looks
Carol: Do I WANT to know?
Carol: Maybe I should come back some other time...
Stefam: Most advisable
Rank: New User
February 6th, 2011 1:52 PM
"I'm creeped out about my son not answering, but I'm not that attached, so I'll just go without checking"
"OK, Tyler, this is your screen moment. As soon as your mom closes the door I want you to struggle like a little girl!"
"Stefan, do you spell you name with a 'PH' of an 'F'? Quick, I'm going to start screaming!"
February 6th, 2011 5:49 AM
Mrs Lockwood: Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
February 6th, 2011 4:53 AM
Carol: Tyyleeeerrr!
Tyler: Hide! My mother can't know we're having a quickie!
Rank: Extra
February 6th, 2011 4:50 AM
Tyler: Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.
February 6th, 2011 2:27 AM
Mrs. Lockwood: Tyler, you left your Twilight series on the fridge.
Stefan: Don't tell anyone i'm reading those or i'm gonna get fired by the cw.
Tyler: How dare you? I thought we're reading Bieber'a book?
February 5th, 2011 11:39 PM
Carol:Ugh The CW is becoming "Too Gay for TV"
Rank: Extra
February 5th, 2011 10:44 PM
Stefan: We don't have to be like jacob and edward we can be friends.
Tyler: I don't know. Edward and jacobs relationship was different...
Carol: Boy's stop talking about "twilight" UGH!!!!
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2011 5:33 PM
Carol: Stop, you two! We're not 90210, we don't need gay scenes to boost the ratings.
February 5th, 2011 12:16 PM
-The much anticipated Vampire-Human-Werewolf Love Triangle is finally here. Here's a sneak peak at next week's episode "Wolf's Choice"-
Stephan: If Serena Van Der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey can do it so can we!
Tyler: Dude you're a vampire and I'm a werewolf!
Stephan: and they share a brother!
Tyler: wait, what about Elena?!
Carol: Damon is on it!
Stephan (kissing Tyler’s neck): I’ll be at the Mystic Grill up until the next full moon! It’s your choice!
Tyler:…
-An Affair to Remember- It’s a CW thing!-
February 5th, 2011 11:20 AM
Stephan: If Serena Van Der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey can do it so can we!
Tyler: Dude you're a vampire and I'm a werewolf!
Stephan:and they share a brother!
Tyler:wait what about Elena?!
Carol: I'm taking care of her!
Tyler: Take me now!
Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2011 8:39 AM
Carol: "Is everything alright boys?"
Tyler: "Yeah mum, everything's fine, I'm just practising my kissing skills on Stefan's arm!"
February 5th, 2011 7:41 AM
Stefan: If you tell anybody I'm a prostitute I swear I rip your head off!
Carol: I heard that!
February 5th, 2011 4:00 AM
Mrs Lockwood(thinking): Seriously, how much crime can happen in this small town? First all these murders and now my son is being kept against his will by his schoolmate? Better not to get involved..
February 5th, 2011 3:29 AM
Tyler: Wait Teddy I don't want my mom to find out Im gay.
February 5th, 2011 2:53 AM
Mrs. Lockwood- Tyler pick up your jacket off the couch, that is not where it goes.
Tyler- Ok mom, I'm on it. Have a good time out.
Stefen- come on Tyler just smell mt breath, does it stink? I have a date with elena.
February 5th, 2011 2:34 AM
Carol: i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and the werewolves and vampires would eat and and be happy.
Stefan: Haha, cool mum Tyler. What's her hair made of?
Tyler: YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!