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Can I stay here for a while Tyler. My brother is crying...again.
Carol: Tyler? I'm going out. Could you keep an eye on dinner? Oh, and start a load of wash; your dirty socks are smelling up the whole house.
Tyler: Little busy right now, mom.
Carol: Don't you give me that, Tyler Lockwood! You live under my roof and you'll do as I say!
Tyler: (whispers to Stefan) Just kill me now, please.
Carol: Everything alright in there?
Stefan: We're fine. I was just showing Tyler a new defensive play he's been struggling with during practice.
Carol: Alright, then. Stefan, please tell Damon I said hello.
Stefan: I'll be sure to do that.
Carol: Is everything alright boys?
Tyler: Everything's fine, mom. Stefan is just upset cause I took his Barbie and ripped her head off.
Carol: Well, I'm sure you'll work it out. *thinking* Stefan plays with Barbies?
Mrs. Lockwood: I am leaving...I hope the werewolves don't chase me down.
Tyler: I can't breathe with the stench of vampire around me.
Stefan: It's alright, my man, you won't even see daylight coming later.
Carol: Tyler, honey? Can I get you and Stefan anything? Some cookies? Some juice? A condom?
Stefan: Goddamnit, i told you we should have gone to my house.
Tyler: Yeah. Right. So Damon could barge in and make some sarcastic remark about having a threesome?
Stefan: It's better than the mayor's wife finding out her son goes the other way.
Tyler: Shhh... not so loud.
Tyler's mom has got it goin' on...
Tyler: Why can't I be Jacob right now and be able to turn whenever I get mad....UGH STUPID Twilight characters and there abilities!
Tyler: MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!
Tyler: Dude not so hard! My mom will know whats up and come in...
Stefan: Tyler.. She already knows.. I can hear her.. She's watching us.
Mrs. Lockwood: Uhm tyler honey.. use protection!
Mrs. Lockwood: Tyler, what are you two doing?!
Tyler: Relax, mom. We're just role-playing Bonnie and Katherine.
Stefan: Hi, Mrs. Lockwood. God, you're eyes are so blue...
Tyler: You're overplaying...
Stefan: When she leaves we can finish watching the new episode of "Pretty little liars"
Mrs.lockwood: Bye boys!
Tyler: Hurry back to the T.V.
Dude, you hit on this one, I'm gonna kick your ass....This is the seventh temp maid this month!
Mrs. Lockwood:I am just going to pretend that I was never here, and did not just see my son kiss another man.
Stefan:Tyler... Your mother knows now. We can finally kiss in public.
Mom-Tyler are you coming with me?
Tyler-having some vampire issues mom,catch up in a bit.
Stefan: Now it's you and me!
Mrs Lockwood: Sorry honey, but you really were a jerk to Caroline this week.
Mrs Lockwood: Tyler are you coming shopping with me?
Stefen: You still go shopping with your mother?
Mrs Lockwood:(walking out the door) Tyler are you coming with me? Tyler: In a min.... (cut off as Stefen grabs him) Stefen: Your not going anywhere, The Vampire Diaries are coming on at 7!
"Vampires and Werewolves can live together in harmony” Stefan, more or less, tells Tyler, in his own TVD version of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” Speech.
Tyler, you know, we could really use a Scooby Doo in our Scooby Gang. You interested? Mini Gilbert’s getting lonely, playing Scrappy, all by himself!
Mrs. Lockwood: I am here for the gangbang...
Tyler: Mother effer
Stefan: Yeah I am gonna be!
Mrs Lockwood: You boys play nice now!
Carol: Tyler? Come out, come out, wherever you are...
Stefan: If you say a single word I'll be forced to give you a lesson in modern foreign politics. I'll be the Egyptian and you werewolf, will be Anderson Cooper.