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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 47

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With the raciest, hottest picture ever posted for The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we appreciate readers keeping their submissions mostly clean.

The winner, in fact, tight-roped that line impressively, as "Ebibumx" submitted the entry printed underneath this photo of a naked Damon. Check it out now and scroll down to read the rest.

As always, great thanks to all for playing!

Shirtless Damon S.

Harder!... Faster!... Oh YES, BABY. ..That was a good itch..

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hey when are the winners announced?

Teamdamon4ever

Katherine walks in: "Hey, mind if I take a shower?"
Damon: "Do you mind? This is my room...and I have company."

Teamdamon4ever

Katherine walks in: "Hey, mind if I take a shower."
Damon: "Do you mind? This is my room...and I have company."

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Andie: Are you scared that you'll hurt me when we have sex? Like Edward and Bella?
Damon: No, (sigh) Im scared that I won't be able to rock your world with vampire sex like I used to before I fell in love with Elena.

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Andie: What can vampires do that humans do? Like... farting?
Damon: let me check.........yes, yes they can.

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Damon: WOW. Look at my abs.
Andie: Actually (with a mocking smile) i like Stefan's better.
Damon: (sighs deeply) Ugh. You and the rest of the whole bunny-eating, stefan-loving too-good world.

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Damon:

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Damon: If you say that once again, I swear I will-
Andie: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Ian: Now I have NO idea why the Parents Television Council hate our show...

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Ian: Now I have NO idea why the Parents Television Council attacked our show...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.