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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 49

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We'd like to thank all readers who set a new record for number of responses in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. 211! Wow! Thank you so very much.

It was difficult, but we selected "Jessica Graham" as the winner. Why? Read her entry below and try not to laugh.

Thanks again for playing and remember to do so every week!

Damon vs. Katherine

Katherine, checking her Facebook: Hey, Damon Salvatore Poked me. Wait a minute...

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Damon: For the last time Bud light taste great!
Katherine: Less filling!
Damon: Taste Great!

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Voiceover [to Parents Television Council]: Say we have violent content one more time...

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Damon: Say we have violent content one more time, Parents Television Council and we will Damon will come visit...

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Damon: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD...
Katherine: ARGH!!! DAMON, DAMN YOU TO HELL!

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Damon:You stabed my heart in 1864,and again when you came back,even now you still chose stephan over me,consider this payback.
Kathrine:YOUR POINT
Damon:You USED ME!!
Kathrine:AND YOU LIKED IT!!
Damon:......

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Katherine: DAMON! WHAT THE HELL-?
Damon: I watched the Winchester brothers killed vampires on Youtube. A useful website by the way. I try to follow their style... You know... "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD" technique. But the producers wanted to keep you for better 'Death Scene'. And so, I relocated the wood.
Katherine: YOU ASSHOLE!
Damon: No, no... Call me a genius! I know that 7th April will be long... With you and Isobel coming to the show. I heard fans are already cursing here and there, but if I kill you now, the rating of TVD will drop like shit... I hate to say this, but we kinda need you on the show, Katherine. So, 'stick-around'. Get it?

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Damon:dammit katherine, how am I supposed to look for cavities if your gritting your Teeth? Katherine: you need a shower damon, you smell of blood and alchohol

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Katherine (through clenched teeth): I can't hold this position much longer.
Damon: Awww...come on. The producers promised me a trip to Six Flags to ride the Batman ride if I'd just get this scene right.

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Katherine: Okay Damon, you've had your fun. Now get off me.
Damon: What was that? A little higher and to the left?

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Damon: I like this party game much better than Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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