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Keep it up Damon and I will trade you in for Edward!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're going to stalk, I'm going to stake. And next time -- well, there won't be a next time.
Kathrine:Damon i know you hate me but i love you more then stefan and i just wanna kiss you. I know you will always hate me but before i die i wanna lose my virginity.
Damon: I wont ever hate you Kat but ok i will help you lose your virginity
Damon: You broke my heart, now I'm gunna stake yours bitch!!!!
Katherine: Thats my stomach you IDIOT!!!!
Damon: If that's suppose to be a sexy pucker--I'll pass on the kiss, it's really kind of scary.
Katherine: I don't know where your heart is bud but mines a bit higher.
If I cant have you neither will Vampire Bill!
Katherine: I bet Stephen could have done this better...
Can you hear me now?
I'll stake you... Right in the appendix
Oh girl, give me that vajayjay (vagina) right NOW!
Damon: Where is my happy meal I told you to get?
Katherine: I forgot damon I'm sorry but I got you a toy
DAMON-----Katherine your such a bitch!!
should've had true blood!!!!!
Damon:"This is the ONLY wood you're gonna get from me!"
OOoopppss! I staked it again!! ~Brittany Spears~
Damon to Katherine: I warned you that the O Negative in the fridge was mine!
Damon: Quit the whole cross eyed thing, Katherine, you look like Kristen Stewart after that failed fight scene in twilight
Damon: Wait... what? I MISSED?
Katherine: You told me you went to Medical School!
Damon: Can I have my kiss now? I did as you asked.
Damon: What's wrong, Kat-... oh shit.
Katherine: "You wonder why I always choose your brother. You never could find the right spot."
Katherine: What did you do??
Damon: I staked you, Duh!
Katherine: that's all you got, huh, Damon? why not stake it into my heart?
Damon: Nah! I just wanna see your pained expression. It makes me ecstatic
(deep inside Damon's mind: I just wanna make sure you're really here with me Katherine. I missed you)
Katherine: I HATE YOU.
Damon: you can say you hate me for as many seasons as you want to, we will NEVER be like Dair.
damon: OH CRAP! you're elena aren't you?
elena: and then u ask why i prefer stefan over you!
Katherine-iv'e got pepper spray!