Archer Preview: "El Secuestro"

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After two weeks of cancer-themed episodes, Archer returns to its usual antics starting with next week's "El Secuestro."  In the upcoming episode, Pam gets mistakenly kidnapped and the ISIS offices go on lockdown to protect the real target.

We won't spoil anymore for you and leave you with the following promo from the episode:

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Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.