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Dan(at Blair): "Oh no, you have petrified Dorota, you really are Medusa."
Dorota: Sveet Jesus! I need it now!!
TV: "All I can say is Sham-WOW!"
Dorota: OMG Miss.Blair, Mr.Chuck and Humphrey are in your bed Naked :o Blair: I knew that they are waiting for the gossip girl writers to choose who i am destined to be with:) Dorota: well obviously Mr.Chuck he is bigger!!!!
Dorota : Looks like Mr.Charlie Sheen be back to show business.
Blair : "Two and a Half Men" hired him back?
Dorota : No, he be on "60 Minutes".
Dorota (reading) : "Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are going to start their own sitcom, it's going to be called Two and A Half Grams"
Dorota : No way!
Blair : What is it?
Dorota : Look at astonishing magazine news!
Blair : "Serena van der Woodsen pregnant with Charlie Sheen's baby"?
Dorota : No, the shocking news!
Blair : "Chuck Bass admits he gets pedicures"?
Dorota : No! Other one!
Blair : "Vanessa Abrams still alive"?
Dorota : The horror!
@anna Thanks :)
Ha! Love the yailer an always!!!
Dorota: Oh no! Miss Blair must be on drug called Charlie Sheen to have an affair with Lonely Boy.
I saw what you did there.
how do they know that I am pregnant again?
My gosh...I didn't know they came in that size...wow!
Holy cow...look at the size of that thing!!!
How did they get that picture of me in my leather.....?!!
On cover of Magazine:
Did Blake got Plastic surgery?
Zuzzanna: But the make-up girl said she stuffs up her Bra..
Blake (off screen): It's Mother Nature, people!!
Miss Blair is wearing cotton t-shirt and sweat pants!!!
(Walking in on Ms.Blair and estrange man in bed) Im so sorry, I was just bringing you your morning messages and your magazine. DOnt worrie I didnt see anything.
Dorota: Miss Blair, what is a Snookie? Is it a american disease? And why is this small indian girl on the cover of The Rolling Stone? The Rolling Stone is music paper!
Blair: Because, Snookie is a disease who officially killed every dream of a real musician to be on that cover.
Dorota: Wait! What do you mean Gossip Girl doesn't come back till April 18th!?
Dorotha: oh no, Prince William seems to want to go through with marrying that Kate girl. I always thought he would be great for miss Blair
"Oh no Ms.Blair, you've been buying your Prada at the Chinese knock off boutique on 1st & 42nd?????"
No Charley Sheen can not have visitation, when this child is born
Dorota: "Taylor Mommsen dumps vibrator for boyfriend?"
Dorota: Miss. Blair!! Last season Louboutins?!
@Peggy I like yours, too bad most ppl won't get it!