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"What Gossip Girl characters do in the hiatus"
Hmm.. What should i have dan and blair say? Oh wait.. How about nothing, since they are obviously asleep.
Vanessa coming back had an impact felt all around New York
TV: brigit- I don't love you anymore John!
john- Brigit this can't be true..
Dan thinking: I love this soap opera, but the only way of watching it is pretending to sleep, and this makes me feel so dumb! But what would Blair think if she knew that i like soaps and i'm crazy of brigit and jones??
Blair thinking: Nooo! Brigit why did you say that?? Poor John, he doesn't deserve this!!!!
Dan: *thinking* At least she doesn't snore like Serena
Blair: *thinking* If I just let my head fall a little bit more, I can rest it on his moob
Dan: *thinking* although, she does fidget a lot
Blair: *thinking* almost there!
Dan: *thinking* Maybe she's awake, and trying to get closer to me
Blair: *thinking* Nope, no good. Still uncomfortable. Pretending to be asleep is hard. Damn you Humphrey, good for nothing...
Narrator: All Westsiders love a good Fairytale; they always have a happy ending... so I'd better be quiet, I wouldn't want to wake these sleeping beauties. *whispers* you know you love me, xoxo GG
Documentary narrator: Like the great black bears of america, gossip girl actors hibernate during their long spring hiatus.
they are so cute together
Dan: How come blair gets a much comfortable position?
quick! pretend to sleep!!! hopefully v will stop annoying us
I guess viewers aren't the only ones tired of the Dair storyline.
Blair: (Sleeping Beauty lyrics) I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam. Yes, I know it's true...
Dan: (School House Rock lyrics) Mister Morton walked down the street, Mister Morton walked.
Mister Morton knew just one girl, Mister Morton knew. Mister Morton was very shy, Mister Morton was. Mister Morton wrote Pearl a poem, Mister Morton wrote...
Dan:hmm Uptown rich girl and and downtown lonley boy i feel like ive done this before
Blair:yea but the difference is this will be the only sleepibng together well be doing humphrey it takes more than one episode to get me
Dan: Are you sleeping?
Blare: Are you sleeping?
Blare: And, what are we doing now?
Dan: I d'ont know.
Blair: We should wake up! We're gonna miss our fun, flirty and controversial romance scenes.
Dan: I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes while Nate's dull story line plays out.
I know this is not a caption but:
I would kill for the milly top Blair is wearing in the picture. So if anyone knows where to buy it, please tell!!!
i hate it .
Blair: Ohw! What's poking me? This couch sits so uncormforable!
Dan: Ooh, yeah I spilled a pea yesterday..
When fans asked Josh Schwartz to make Dan and Blair sleep together, this wasn't what they had in mind.
Ah what a pleasant surprise not only has the Queen and her favorite whipping boy become the best of un-friends now their taking a step forward in their un-relationship and sleeping together. Careful B snuggling up to the enemy can leave you in shambles, hope the blonde beauty and the Bass don't find out about this one...or suffer the consequences. Get your rest you two because you'll be needing it should anyone find out.- You know you love me. GG.
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The return of Vanessa stirred up quite some things, but mostly it just stirred up a big yawn by Dan and Blair. Falling a sleep has never been this easy.
Spotted: Blair getting some comfort and rest in Brook- Bro- Oh hell I can't even finish this sentence. Spotted B just lost her mind
Looks like Dan and Blair just finished watching the Bass industries storyline. Yawn!!