The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52 Comments (Page 3)
97 Comments
Myrna Lebron Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 5:04 PM
Damon: "I'm straining my neck here trying to read this boring ancient book..when I could really use a glass of plum wine."
Katherine: "Yea, well don't interupt me, I'm trying not to eat you and while I read 101 ways to suck your blood through my pinky."
lilcjoy
March 20th, 2011 4:56 PM
I am telling you, if you speak to me one more time while I am reading the instructions on being a vampire/ I will be over there and bite your neck just winging it!! !
Nichole Green Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:47 PM
Kathrine: This book says that Friday is before Saturday and then comes Sunday!
Dameon: omg! No way!
Katherine: OMG!
Damon: What?
Katherine: Jacob just imprinted on Renesmee!
Damon: ...
Katherine: She's just a baby too, Bella is going to be so pissed.
Damon: You know maybe you should get back to work instead of reading about the exploits of pedophilia Werwolf's.
Brooke Nolan Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:25 PM
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Twyla Hebert Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:11 PM
Elena: Hey, Damon?
Damon: Yeah?
Elena: I don't get it!
Damon: What don't you get?
Elana: Well, I found this book in the Library, it's titled "The Vampire Diaries". It's scary because all of our names are in it, even the name of our town. However, that's where the similarity stop. Listen to this...It says here, that Elena dies, becomes a vampire,dies again, comes back as a spirit with magical powers, dies again and then comes back as a human but child like. Can you believe that! The CW couldn't sell that one. I mean, it's crazy right? Couldn't happen, right?
Damon: Never in a million years!!!!
Michelle
March 20th, 2011 2:08 PM
Damon: So did you find anything? Katherine: Shush Edward is about to tell Bella that he is a vampire.
TVDobsessesd
March 20th, 2011 12:00 PM
elena: but i dont wanna know how katherine was like!
damon: well, if you're gonna be my katherine-look alike, you might as well do it right.
elena: see, this is why we're not friends you jack-ass!
damon: damn, you learn fast!
Aika860
March 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Damon: Did you find something interesting?
Katherine: Yes... Someone doodling hearts on Stefan's name... and death threats for Elena...
Damon: ...
Aika860
March 20th, 2011 11:19 AM
Katherine: Hmm... That's interesting... 'WINNING' by Charlie Sheen...
Damon: ...
Chloe
March 20th, 2011 11:02 AM
Katherine (thinking): Damn, Johnathan Gilbert sounds interesting. I should have banged him back in 1864.
stephsister Rank: Guest Star
March 20th, 2011 10:14 AM
damon: hey elena, or are you katherine i forget? check out page 5 it will tell you who -A is if you are at that part yet.
elena/katherine: damon! you just spoilt it for me, as i am not yet on that page
Syrah
March 20th, 2011 6:55 AM
Damon, thinking: I am a super sleuth, I am a super sleuth...
Katherine (boredly): Don't flatter yourself
hannah
March 20th, 2011 5:16 AM
Director: Okay Katherine, wait Elena, no Katherine...Sorry Nina, I've no idea who you're meant to play here.
Damon: Found anything interesting?
Elena: What? That is physically impossible? Darn Kama Sutra!
Rahrah
March 20th, 2011 1:12 AM
Katherine: A IS ALISON'S TWIN SISTER.
Aika860
March 20th, 2011 12:38 AM
Katherine: I knew it!
Damon: What?
Katherine: You're so in love with Elena. It says so here in The Return: Midnight.
spencerhasting93
March 19th, 2011 11:54 PM
Elena:Why arent you watching Grey's Anatomy tonight,Damon?
Damon:Because Shonda Rhimes turned it into Glee!
AnissaMarie
March 19th, 2011 7:38 PM
(Narrator Voice)
Previously on The Gilbert Diaries....
Damon: Wait I thought this was The Vampire Diaries?
Katherine:It was until viewers became more interestd in what John Gilbert had in his diary than you with your shirt off.
Damon:(Sniffs)IM GONNA GO WRITE IN MY JOURNAL!!!
Jessie Robbins
March 19th, 2011 6:46 PM
Kathrine: I hope he didn't just smell that. That last housewife had a little bit too much onion in her..
Damon: Someone should tell her where the gas x is..
fernando
March 19th, 2011 4:41 PM
Nina:So where are you in the vampire diaries?
Ian:I'm just skipping and trying to found out who stays with elena damon or stefan
Glitterous
March 19th, 2011 3:24 PM
Katherine: ...
Damon: ...
Katherine: Who thought 45 minutes of watching people silently read made for good television?!
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 5:04 PM
Damon: "I'm straining my neck here trying to read this boring ancient book..when I could really use a glass of plum wine."
Katherine: "Yea, well don't interupt me, I'm trying not to eat you and while I read 101 ways to suck your blood through my pinky."
March 20th, 2011 4:56 PM
I am telling you, if you speak to me one more time while I am reading the instructions on being a vampire/ I will be over there and bite your neck just winging it!! !
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:47 PM
Kathrine: This book says that Friday is before Saturday and then comes Sunday!
Dameon: omg! No way!
Rank: Extra
March 20th, 2011 4:45 PM
Katherine: OMG!
Damon: What?
Katherine: Jacob just imprinted on Renesmee!
Damon: ...
Katherine: She's just a baby too, Bella is going to be so pissed.
Damon: You know maybe you should get back to work instead of reading about the exploits of pedophilia Werwolf's.
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:25 PM
how to kill Katherine for dummies
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 4:11 PM
Time to Study
March 20th, 2011 4:01 PM
"How to kill an Original For Dummies"
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 3:14 PM
Elena: Hey, Damon?
Damon: Yeah?
Elena: I don't get it!
Damon: What don't you get?
Elana: Well, I found this book in the Library, it's titled "The Vampire Diaries". It's scary because all of our names are in it, even the name of our town. However, that's where the similarity stop. Listen to this...It says here, that Elena dies, becomes a vampire,dies again, comes back as a spirit with magical powers, dies again and then comes back as a human but child like. Can you believe that! The CW couldn't sell that one. I mean, it's crazy right? Couldn't happen, right?
Damon: Never in a million years!!!!
March 20th, 2011 2:08 PM
Damon: So did you find anything? Katherine: Shush Edward is about to tell Bella that he is a vampire.
March 20th, 2011 12:00 PM
elena: but i dont wanna know how katherine was like!
damon: well, if you're gonna be my katherine-look alike, you might as well do it right.
elena: see, this is why we're not friends you jack-ass!
damon: damn, you learn fast!
March 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Damon: Did you find something interesting?
Katherine: Yes... Someone doodling hearts on Stefan's name... and death threats for Elena...
Damon: ...
March 20th, 2011 11:19 AM
Katherine: Hmm... That's interesting... 'WINNING' by Charlie Sheen...
Damon: ...
March 20th, 2011 11:02 AM
Katherine (thinking): Damn, Johnathan Gilbert sounds interesting. I should have banged him back in 1864.
Rank: Guest Star
March 20th, 2011 10:14 AM
damon: hey elena, or are you katherine i forget? check out page 5 it will tell you who -A is if you are at that part yet.
elena/katherine: damon! you just spoilt it for me, as i am not yet on that page
March 20th, 2011 6:55 AM
Damon, thinking: I am a super sleuth, I am a super sleuth...
Katherine (boredly): Don't flatter yourself
March 20th, 2011 5:16 AM
Director: Okay Katherine, wait Elena, no Katherine...Sorry Nina, I've no idea who you're meant to play here.
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 1:39 AM
Damon: Found anything interesting?
Elena: What? That is physically impossible? Darn Kama Sutra!
March 20th, 2011 1:12 AM
Katherine: A IS ALISON'S TWIN SISTER.
March 20th, 2011 12:38 AM
Katherine: I knew it!
Damon: What?
Katherine: You're so in love with Elena. It says so here in The Return: Midnight.
March 19th, 2011 11:54 PM
Elena:Why arent you watching Grey's Anatomy tonight,Damon?
Damon:Because Shonda Rhimes turned it into Glee!
March 19th, 2011 7:38 PM
(Narrator Voice)
Previously on The Gilbert Diaries....
Damon: Wait I thought this was The Vampire Diaries?
Katherine:It was until viewers became more interestd in what John Gilbert had in his diary than you with your shirt off.
Damon:(Sniffs)IM GONNA GO WRITE IN MY JOURNAL!!!
March 19th, 2011 6:46 PM
Kathrine: I hope he didn't just smell that. That last housewife had a little bit too much onion in her..
Damon: Someone should tell her where the gas x is..
March 19th, 2011 4:41 PM
Nina:So where are you in the vampire diaries?
Ian:I'm just skipping and trying to found out who stays with elena damon or stefan
March 19th, 2011 3:24 PM
Katherine: ...
Damon: ...
Katherine: Who thought 45 minutes of watching people silently read made for good television?!
Rank: Recurring Character
March 19th, 2011 2:14 PM
Katherine: Wait, so she had a twin?
Damon: I'm still trying to figure it out.
Katherine: But who's A...? Damon? Damon!