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  1. MARYE

    'DANG ! IS SHE COMPLAINING AGAIN !!

  2. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair (screaming at phone) : Shut up! It's my way or the highway now get me the meeting! Dorota, shoes, now, Penelope, drugs, I mean flowers, now! Other minions, gifts, meetings, now, now, now, now!
    Eric : They say not enough sleep makes people psychotic...
    Serena : ...
    Eric : Are you acting like you know what "psychotic"means?

  3. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : I'm sorry Serena, I don't have time to care! (on the phone) Penelope! What are the gift status, Dorota, get me Indra's itinerary! Other Minion, get me a meeting with Bill Gates. You, cancel the meeting with Bill Gates and get me one with Steve Jobs! And someone hush over here with a matching shoe for crying out loud!

  4. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : Serena, I can't right now, I'm kind of busy,
    Serena : It's important!
    Blair : You always say that. No I'm not talking to Minion whose name I don't have time to care about! Just call Nooyi!
    Serena : It's really important!
    Blair : Fine. Minion, hold. Dorota, hold. Nooyi, please hold. What is it, S?
    Serena : I can't find my breasts!

  5. Countess Dorota
    Rank: Extra

    Serena & Eric: Blair, we need your help, now!
    Blair: Penelope hold on, Serena, Eric, look at the finger, now follow the finger, follow the finger, good girls! That will keep them occupied for a minute or two, right, Penelope, as I was saying...

  6. Lauren Arena
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Well, who is it?
    Blair: Hold on,i'll tell you when i get off the phone!! (sorry about her)

  7. Char

    Come any closer and you will have to pull my finger. I had burritos for dinner. Your call.

  8. GGgirl
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: ( in the phone) Oh, no...Oh,no..Oh,no!
    Serena: That was too many "oh, no" for me? What´s going on?
    Blair: SERENA!!! Why did you put it here, when I said that it was supposed to be on the desk?
    Serena: Well, I flipped out when you said the second " Oh, no" so I guess I got a bit distracted.
    Blair: Jenny is back, okey? Are you happy now? Oh, shoot! I just called 911! ... Well, maybe they can arrest her for dressing like a whore. That was a great idea! Admit it Serena!
    Serena: It would have, if you have any proof?
    Blair: I don´t, but we can say that her name is Serena van der Woodsen, the police won´t know the difference.
    Serena: Are you out of your mind? I have never been paid for sex!
    Eric: She kinda has a point there sis, not that you are a prostitute or anything but you have had a lot of guys!
    Blair: She ain´t the brightest one either, will also go to the list.

  9. Sonja Martins Sonja Martins
    Rank: New User

    "Oh no you didn't just put your finger up at me"!!
    (bubble caption) 'I think there's going to be a cat fight, who should I call?'

  10. Annabel Crawford
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Bare with

  11. TwinsFindMe

    Serena: Blair, that was just cruel.
    Blair: What, S?
    Serena: That so-called "washroom" you sent me to? Yeah, that wasn't a washroom. The door wouldn't even open.
    Blair: Did you try turning the handle?
    Serena: ...handle?
    Eric: *facepalm*

  12. Irvin

    Serena: Oh My God! Where doing a musical episode?

    Blair: And you'll be singing an all new original song titled "Hooker like me"!

  13. Anie
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Wait wait wait!! Even if I'm a girl, and a so perfect one, I still can't do three things at the same time!

  14. eGGoohLaLaxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: How could you?!!?!
    Blair: (on the phone) I'm gunna have to call you back.
    Serena: Well?!
    Blair: I have no idea what you are implying.
    Eric: B, we know you hid Cerdrick under your desk
    Blair: how could you even assume something so absurd!?
    Serena: so it wasn't you who was playing dress up with Cedrick at your desk when we just walked in?
    Blair:...(Looks around room innocently..)

  15. Yoyoyo

    Serena; Blair I am dead serious I just seen what appeared to be a racoon hiding in the bush outside your office. It had these dark black eyes.
    Blair: *facepalm
    1 sec...
    Eric: Actually thats true, I seen it to... So, have you seen Jenny lately? :/

  16. meesh:)
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Really Blair? Dan? That's low even for you.
    Blair: No, it's not! YOU gave up Dan when you left him for Nate...or was it Ben? Carter? Aaron?... I don't even know, it takes an FBI agent to keep track of your conquests.
    Eric: Blair does have a point...

  17. MissRooobin

    Woopsie!

    Serena: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
    Blair: I love those moments! I like to wave at them, as they pass by.

  18. MissRooobin

    Serena: You have the change to do the right thing!
    Blair: I love those moments! I like to wave at them, as they pass by.

  19. urszulankaa
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Peperoni or Margarita ?

  20. MissRooobin

    Leighton: Oh HELL no!
    Blake/Connor: What?
    Blair: They gonna cancel Dair!

    Or

    Leighton: Oh HELL no!
    Blake/Connor: What?
    Leighton: They gonna cancel Dair!
    Blake/Connort: Yaaaaaaay!
    Blake: So this means that Chair back right?
    Leighton: No, Eva's coming back.
    Blake/Leighton *Disappointed*: Aaaaaahww!

  21. nisaliciouz

    Serena: Blair, that is AC remote you're talking to, not your phone
    Blair: Ohh but why do I hear Eric's voice so clearly ?
    Eric: ...because I'm standing right here about 20 minutes. Seriously, what is wrong with you lately ?
    Blair: So Serena CAN act stupid but I can't ?? God ! Do I have to be the perfect one all the time

  22. Jill0527

    Blair: Whoa. Serena, what do you think you're doing?
    Serena: I was just trying to help.
    Blair: Maybe you could help by turning around and walking back out the door.
    Eric: When will it ever end?

  23. Mrs. Finn Hudson...Deal With It! =)
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: there's never an excuse to wear stir-up pants

  24. Jarrod Mitchell
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: *on the phone* Dan?
    Serena: What?
    Blair: I said Dan.
    Serena: I am Dan.
    Blair: No, you're Serena.
    Serena: Oh, right. I must have forgotten my name again.
    Eric: *facepalm*.

  25. pty

    Serena: Why are you stealing my man?!
    Blair: (to the person on the phone) Hold on (then to Serena) Of which of all your men are you talking about?


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