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Elena: I just saw Britney Spears' new music video. Please kill me..
Police:Freeze,your going to jail, for being soooooooooo...........damn ugly!
Police officer: Don't move....I dropped my contact lens.
Elena: So that's why your aim is off...
Cop: "Choose now or die: Stefan or Damon?"
Cop: DON'T MOVE AND YOU GET SHOT! Elena: Yes, because that's how reality works.
Elena: No, don't shoot me...think about it...I can get you a promotion...my boyfriend's a vampire, my boyfriend's brother is a vampire, my mother is a vampire and my best friend is a vampire! They could really compell someone to give you a promotion...
Cop: Oh, fine, sorry...I just thought i was going to save you some time...
Elena: Somebody teach this guy how to aim a gun
cop: put your hands up
cop: i said put your hands up
elena: do you mind i was reading the next chapter if twilight .. oh wait did you want to read it ?
cop: .... yes but ull still have to put your hands up (reads)
elena: (runs away)
Cop: "Alana, you're under arrest!"
Katherine: *note to self - stop impersonating this chick*
cop: STOP! i have a gun!
elena: yes. the one that shoots a sign that says BANG! when you pull the trigger.
cop:damn, i hate april fool's day!
Elena: "Okay, I would be really gratefull if you let me go. Friday is approaching and I need to come up with a witty quote for the Gossip Girl Caption contest."
Elena: "Vampires are SO fetch!"
Cop: "Stop saying that."
Elena:Dont soot me. There are many more interesting ways to die. I was really planning on being sacrificed and having my blood spilled over a tiny little rock so that vampires can hae sunlight.
Elena: Damon please no, don't show me your gun, i dont want it... it's Stefan I love... .. - Ups Wrongs scene
Elena: Sooo, bad tension huuhh..
Elena:... What did the policeman say to his tummy.... -
Elena: I've got you under a vest! - bardabing
Cop: You should really shut up
Elena: Yeah - i get that a lot...
Elena: "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday..."
Cop: "Are you trying to make me shoot you?"
Cop: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Elena: FOR DETROIT!
elena: but how was i supposed to know you wanted him all to yourself?
cop: because i called dibs on damon first
elena:thats what they all say!
LMAO! really like MissRooobin's commentxD
Cop: Elena Gilbert, you are here by arrested for Public Display of Bad Fashion Statement.
Elena: Says Who?!
Cop: One Katherine Pierce.
Cop Nr. 1 (Off screen): That's the girl who doesn't love Damon back!
Cop Nr. 2: GET HER!
Elena to the cop: "Uh...Don't look now, but there is somebody with a gun behind you as well..."
cop: get your ass out the door before i throw u over my shoulder and carry you out myself
elena: id like to see you try
cop:(shit, how come it worked when damon said it?)
Elena: wow you're small...
cop: SHOW ME UR TEETH!!!