The Vampire Diaries
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Rank: Extra
April 3rd, 2011 7:22 PM
Cop: Stop!Can't touch this!
Rank: Recurring Character
April 3rd, 2011 5:50 PM
Cop: "Show me! You have to."
Elena: "I... I can't."
Cop: "Why not?"
Elena: "Well, first of all I am not a vampire. Second, vampire don't sparkle."
April 3rd, 2011 3:46 PM
Elena: Please don't arrest Stefan! I mean, sure, a 162 year old dating a high school student is technically statutory rape. But, come on, angsty teenage vampires totally don't count!
Rank: Recurring Character
April 3rd, 2011 1:11 PM
Elena: So...this is what it's come to? Klaus wants me killed so bad, he has the cop shoot me? REALLY? That's a really lame way to die, Julie Plec...
April 3rd, 2011 10:08 AM
Cop: Don't ask, don't tell! Ain't do nothing wrong to have a friend for a sleepover while watching the Vampire Diaries!
April 3rd, 2011 5:29 AM
Elena (To Damon, off screen): Hey! Youre that dude from Lost!
April 3rd, 2011 5:28 AM
Elena (To Damon, off screen): Hey.. I know you! Weren't you written out off lost?
April 3rd, 2011 4:30 AM
This show will be over if you just 'KILL THE GIRL'. But we don't want that...
April 3rd, 2011 4:22 AM
This show will be over if you just 'KILL THE GIRL'.
April 3rd, 2011 3:49 AM
cop: who cares if u have two guys backing u up. IM THE ONE WITH THE GUN!
elena: no, you're right. they're the ones with the fangs. no guns
cop:VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS?
elena: this isnt twilight buddy. and no, in case you're wondering they DONT sparkle in the sun!
April 3rd, 2011 3:28 AM
cop:FREEZE! (aims gun)
katherine singing: my love is a weapon. and yes i use it well. and i let the rose petals cover up the bullet shells. i never shoot to tell. i only shoot to kill! and that vest aint gonna help ya even if its made of steel!
April 3rd, 2011 12:23 AM
Cop: Im so gangsta I carry a squirt gun!!
April 2nd, 2011 11:28 PM
Officer: Did u just say that ur carrying my child in there:
Elena: Caroline tell him!
Caroline:...
Officer: I'm going to kill that child right now!
April 2nd, 2011 10:23 PM
Why do you look so nervous??? Is this the first time you have used your pistol?!
April 2nd, 2011 8:45 PM
Elena: Please don't shoo.. Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
Rank: Guest Star
April 2nd, 2011 8:35 PM
Elena : Ooh I see you have a gun. How cute ... Because I know some vampires , and not the ones that spakle .
April 2nd, 2011 7:53 PM
Elena: So this is the big "Save Elena from Klaus" plan.. leaving me with the crazy cop who seems to have no idea what's going on while everyone tries to run and hide from Klaus when he's not even in town yet. Wow Katherine was right... we are a bunch of chickens running around with our heads cut off. Wait whos over there?
April 2nd, 2011 7:41 PM
Officer: You have the right to remain silent... and sexy! *starts ripping clothes off*
April 2nd, 2011 6:45 PM
Elena: Wow a gun? Hmm.. I have seen stakes, stake guns, vervain darts, vervain bombs, stakes covered in white ash.. oh and don't forget about the device that sends out a high pitched noise to kill werewolves, and vampires. But a gun? Your not going to get too far with that one buddy.
Cop: Mystic Falls is way too much for me! I'm moving to Canada!
April 2nd, 2011 5:25 PM
Cop: Sorry, I'm a little new at this. Please don't make me shoot. My mom doesn't want me to.
April 2nd, 2011 4:52 PM
Elena: Wrong doubleganger guys.
April 2nd, 2011 4:51 PM
Elena: Sorry, you're trying to kill the wrong doubleganger.
April 2nd, 2011 3:32 PM
Katherine: you're gonna shoot me? Realy, thats the best you can do? Iv'e been running from an evil vampire for hundreds of years, and you think i'm afraid of a gun? Please. I'll rip your throat out
April 2nd, 2011 3:02 PM
Shoot.. Just wait till Damon & Stefan hear about this one :)
April 2nd, 2011 2:39 PM
Elena: you can kill me if you want to, but i should warn you that it wont work out well for you. There are a few homocidal vampires who are gonna be pretty upset if i die. And not just the ones that are in love woth me, theres also the crazy one who needs me for some witchy sacrifice. He really likes killing people.