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Cop: Stop!Can't touch this!
Cop: "Show me! You have to."
Elena: "I... I can't."
Cop: "Why not?"
Elena: "Well, first of all I am not a vampire. Second, vampire don't sparkle."
Elena: Please don't arrest Stefan! I mean, sure, a 162 year old dating a high school student is technically statutory rape. But, come on, angsty teenage vampires totally don't count!
Elena: So...this is what it's come to? Klaus wants me killed so bad, he has the cop shoot me? REALLY? That's a really lame way to die, Julie Plec...
Cop: Don't ask, don't tell! Ain't do nothing wrong to have a friend for a sleepover while watching the Vampire Diaries!
Elena (To Damon, off screen): Hey! Youre that dude from Lost!
Elena (To Damon, off screen): Hey.. I know you! Weren't you written out off lost?
This show will be over if you just 'KILL THE GIRL'. But we don't want that...
This show will be over if you just 'KILL THE GIRL'.
cop: who cares if u have two guys backing u up. IM THE ONE WITH THE GUN!
elena: no, you're right. they're the ones with the fangs. no guns
cop:VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS?
elena: this isnt twilight buddy. and no, in case you're wondering they DONT sparkle in the sun!
cop:FREEZE! (aims gun)
katherine singing: my love is a weapon. and yes i use it well. and i let the rose petals cover up the bullet shells. i never shoot to tell. i only shoot to kill! and that vest aint gonna help ya even if its made of steel!
Cop: Im so gangsta I carry a squirt gun!!
Officer: Did u just say that ur carrying my child in there:
Elena: Caroline tell him!
Officer: I'm going to kill that child right now!
Why do you look so nervous??? Is this the first time you have used your pistol?!
Elena: Please don't shoo.. Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
Elena : Ooh I see you have a gun. How cute ... Because I know some vampires , and not the ones that spakle .
Elena: So this is the big "Save Elena from Klaus" plan.. leaving me with the crazy cop who seems to have no idea what's going on while everyone tries to run and hide from Klaus when he's not even in town yet. Wow Katherine was right... we are a bunch of chickens running around with our heads cut off. Wait whos over there?
Officer: You have the right to remain silent... and sexy! *starts ripping clothes off*
Elena: Wow a gun? Hmm.. I have seen stakes, stake guns, vervain darts, vervain bombs, stakes covered in white ash.. oh and don't forget about the device that sends out a high pitched noise to kill werewolves, and vampires. But a gun? Your not going to get too far with that one buddy.
Cop: Mystic Falls is way too much for me! I'm moving to Canada!
Cop: Sorry, I'm a little new at this. Please don't make me shoot. My mom doesn't want me to.
Elena: Wrong doubleganger guys.
Elena: Sorry, you're trying to kill the wrong doubleganger.
Katherine: you're gonna shoot me? Realy, thats the best you can do? Iv'e been running from an evil vampire for hundreds of years, and you think i'm afraid of a gun? Please. I'll rip your throat out
Shoot.. Just wait till Damon & Stefan hear about this one :)
Elena: you can kill me if you want to, but i should warn you that it wont work out well for you. There are a few homocidal vampires who are gonna be pretty upset if i die. And not just the ones that are in love woth me, theres also the crazy one who needs me for some witchy sacrifice. He really likes killing people.