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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 56

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Welcome back to the 56th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... DamonCompletesMe. Well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Manda Panda, Donna and heavenscent9222. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time ...

Oh Hey There, In The Window

Matt: Come on Caroline, let me in! I swear I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Caroline: Wrong president...

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Matt: The name's bond...James bond.
Caroline: No Matt just no.

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Matt: Well... This is awkward

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Different version off the other one: Matt: This is like 'Corpse Bride' all over again..

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Matt: Wonder if this qualifies for the Twilight Zone?

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Matt: I dont know whats scarier. finding out my girlfriend is a Vampire or having to take her out in public dressed like that

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Matt (thinking): Haircut...$20
Suit......$100
Cost of dating a vampire....possibly my life. EEK!

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Caroline: This has 'Corpse Bride' written all over it!

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Matt: (thinking to himself ) How can I pretend to not know what is going on, the woman I love is a blood sucker?
Carolyn: Mr, Kennedy, you look delicious.
Matt: (scared) Delicious? Carolyn, you know I love you and its time I tell you the truth.
Carolyn: Matt, what are you talking about? your scaring me.
Matt: I told your mom you were a vampire and she wanted me to trick you into believing you compelled me.
Carolyn: Matt, are you telling me you consumed revien and told my mother?
Matt: Exactly Carolyn, we want to help you, but this whole vampire ordeal is extremely overwhelming. I love you and I want us to be together forever. Carolyn we need to make your mother forget, and please turn me. I know you didnt kill Vicky and I know that you would never hurt the people you love, I need to be with you now more than ever.

Jess gannon

Matt: (thinking)Oh no, since Caroline is a vampire that means she is wearing the pants in this relationship!

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One, two, Matty's coming for you,
three, four better lock your door.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.