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He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband
Matt: (thinkin) wat! i thot oly the salvatores, originals and katherine had to do flash back dress ups! i did NOT sign up for this!
Caroline- One second... Who is it?? Matt- (thinking) Sterotypical blonde...
Matt: Come on Caroline, let me in! I swear I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Caroline: Wrong president...
Matt Donovan: Creeping In Your Windows Since 1993.
Matt (thinking) : This is awkward, I actually came here to see Sheriff Forbes.
I think they put more starch in my underwear than in this suit cause something sure doesn't feel right.
They put so much hairspray on me for this shot, it also stuck my face in this expression.
Matt: It looks like she's devouring me with her eyes. I sure hope that's as far as it goes.
Maybe if I stand really still, she won't see me.
Caroline: Oh, he looks so delicious.
Matt: Is that a look of hunger. If so, maybe I should reconsider taking her to this dance.
Matt: I should have worn something with a higher collar.
Caroline: Matt's looking at me as if I have something in my teeth or a smudge on my nose.
Matt: Caroline's looking at me like she could just eat me up. The problem is that she really could if she wanted to.
Will she try to give me the kiss of death tonight?
My girlfriend is a vampire. My best friend is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. The Salvatore brothers are vampires. My ex girlfriend Elena is in on all these secrets. What am I still doing here? I should be getting the hell out of Dodge!
aww damn how did you know where i was hiding?
Mmmmmmmmm.....Wonder what is hiding there behind that mail slot underneath that handsome face framed in the window?
Let me see....I'll take the man behind curtain number 1
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
You are a vampire this I know because your mother told me so.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I mean, she could turn me into her dinner, or at the very least a midnight snack.
Awww. Matt looks so cute framed there between the curtains, just like out of a 60s movie.
I hope that's lipstick she has on her lips and not blood.
i love her. i stab her. i love her. i stab her. i love her. i stab her. i love her.....
Wish I could take this door off the hinges and have it between us all night.
She's seen me now. I guess it's too late to turn around and run.