The Vampire Diaries

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  1. MsBlablaEvi
    Rank: New User

    Klaus: You dont like me do you?
    Katerina:Will let you know after I have done your brother

  2. Allison

    Santa Klaus: And what would you like for christmas little girl?
    Katherine: Hmmmm... don't tell anyone, but I'm thinking about getting one of those elena barbies.

  3. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: You need a haircut.
    Klaus: Maybe in a couple of hundred years. You know, if I'm in the mood for a change.

  4. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
    Klaus: If what you're thinking is "I cant wait to kill you to break my curse" then yes, i am.
    Katherine: Actually, i was just wondering where jeremy and Bonnie disappeared to this episode.

  5. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: What is that delightfuly awful smell?
    Klaus: Why thats sex panther. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

  6. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Klaus: I see you are intrigued with my hair. I call it the lion's mane.

  7. Adelaide
    Rank: Extra

    Katherine: so what do you want to do now? Klause: sacifice you for y own gain. Katherine: (laughs) Klaus: no Katerina, i really do want to kill you. But noyt rigght now, soon. Do you knowa witch, because i need one of those?

  8. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Klaus: You. Me. Bedroom. Is ten minutes enough time to get ready?
    Katherine: Honey, I only need five.

  9. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Klaus: You seem frightend, Lady Katherine.
    Katherine: I was looking for you upstairs and I found . . . I found . . .
    Klaus: I can explain the dead bodies and the scratches on the walls of my room. I'm a vampire and a werewolf, Katherine. I intend to use you as a sacrifice to break my aweful curse.
    Katherine: Oh. (swallows hard) I was actually talking about that hideous pink shirt with the ruffles. Don't ever, ever wear that.

  10. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    (music starts to play)
    Klaus: Would you care to dance, Miss Katherine??
    Katherine: I am not familiar with this dance, my Lord.
    Klaus: It's all about flirting with your eyes and the intimacy of a near touch.

  11. redphone77

    Klaus: What to do, what to do... Katherine: We could always get drunk and throw a dance party.

  12. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: You look at me as though you intend to ravage me or kill me, my Lord.
    Klaus: How about both??

  13. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Why is it that I catch you staring at me so often my Lord??
    Klaus: Because, Lady Katherine, you have food in your teeth.

  14. Sarahliz
    Rank: Regular Character

    Klaus: *thinking* "These fleas are killing me...must resist urge to scratch myself and pee on fire hydrant."

  15. stef_fan19
    Rank: New User

    he's a charming man ok kat think:
    1.mary him
    2.live as a queen the rest of my life
    3.get another baby called stefan.this name is always in my mind.why? It may be my destiny

  16. tvshowknowitall
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Look at you looking at me
    Klaus: Look at you looking at me thinking i'm like i'm looking at you. Hahaha Its funny because I'm selfish

  17. tvshowknowitall
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Look at you looking at me
    Klaus: Look at you looking at me thinking i'm like i'm looking at you. Hahaha Its funny because I'm selfish

  18. MissBootjah

    [i]Another one bites the dust[/i]

    Hopefully I am getting it in italic this time.

  19. MissBootjah

    [i] Another one bites the dust. [/i]


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