The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 58

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Welcome to the 58th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! Who won this week's TVD Caption Contest? It was close, but ...

TeamDamon4ever (TeamOMFGElijah) is your winner. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Natalie, Stavroula and Swati Nandwani. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time!

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Alaric: That Klaus is one scary dude, but with awful hair. At least Elijah has nice hair.
Damon: Shut up, please.

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Alaric: Hey, Damon.
Damon: Hey, 'Ric.
Alaric: Do you know where Stefan is?
Damon: The "Breaking Dawn" movie producers wanted to borrow our broody vampire 'cause their's left for Reese Witherspoon.


Alaric:Check out the blondie who walked in!!
Damon:Blondie?not really into that right now..We need new extras in this show , i'm thinking redheads.


The Meeting of The Hunter and The Vamp Part V Alaric: Hey, how was Washington D.C? Was it fun?
Damon: *Crazy eyes* (Drink whiskey)
Alaric: Oh no. It wasn't fun?
Damon: No... Yes... Well, it was great at first. President Obama was funny, people were laughing, lots of celebrities, compelled Nina Dobrev to be my date which was AWESOME! And then there was Donald Trump... (Drink more whiskey and pout)
Alaric: Oh, that guy...
Damon: *Burp* Yes, that guy... The one with fake hair and looks like an orange. Let me tell you something. (Drink whiskey) The world has enough problems with-
Klaus: Gentlemen... -The hunter & the vamp look at the WEREPIRE/ VAMPWOLF/ HYBRID- Damon: Correction... The world has an extra serious problem. (Drink up all the whiskey)
Klaus: Why so glum?
Alaric: We're doomed... BARTENDER!


Alaric: You'll be getting a call from my doctor some time this week, but I thought you should hear it from me first.
Damon: This sucks. Why do those people on the Valtrex commercials looks so happy?


Damon: Why do I always get the fourth king?


Damon- I screwed up...
Alaric- You think you have problems? Klaus said he doesn't like my hair!


Alaric: Cheer up, Elena isn't going to be a vampire but is probably gonna kiss you in the next couple of hours. Here take a drink!


Alaric: Wanna go get a bite? ...what? Too soon?


Alaric: "Do you ever think it's weird that black leather jackets are the only kind of outerwear you can buy in Mystic Falls?"


Damom: Bin Laden's dead...
Alaric: What's wrong with that?
Damon: I always thought I'd be the one to do it.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.