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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 58

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Welcome to the 58th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! Who won this week's TVD Caption Contest? It was close, but ...

TeamDamon4ever (TeamOMFGElijah) is your winner. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Natalie, Stavroula and Swati Nandwani. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time!

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Alaric: That Klaus is one scary dude, but with awful hair. At least Elijah has nice hair.
Damon: Shut up, please.

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Damon: i cannot believe she chose him over me. Alaric: (thinking) omg he's so cute when he's heartbroken..

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Alaric- So Elena loves you..? Damon- Yea..., but it's not right. I'm not right. Alaric- Are you sure you want to go through with it? Damon- If I have to die to make her happy, I will.

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ugh Typo- rewrite typo Alaric- Dude, why so glum? Damon~ Duh, to save Elena I'm going to have to feed her blood and you know how much she hates drinking blood! Alaric, well, just slip some into a Bloody Mary and then trick Stefan into giving it to her to help her relax. When Klaus kills her and she wakes a vamp she will blame Stefan- problem solved. Damon- Dude, for a human your awesome!

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Rick: What's the matter Damon?
Damon: I'm having a bad hair day.. Or: Rick: What's wrong Damon? Cat got's you tongue?
Damon: No, but a wolf bite did.

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Alaric- Dude, why so glum Damon~ Duh, to save Elena going to have to feed her blood and you know how much she hates drinking blood Alaric, well, just slip it into a Bloody Mary and have Stephanie give it to her to help her relax. Then when Klaus kills her and she wakes a vamp she will hate Stephanie- problem solved. Damon- Dude, for a human your awesome!

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Alaric: What's wrong?
Damon: I just found out Donald Trump's running for president.

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Alaric: Since when are you the brooding one?

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Alaric: What's the matter with you?
Damon: I just made out with Rebecca Black!
Alaric: Oh man that sucks.
(bartender come over)
bartender: What can I get you today?
Damon: A gallon of mouth wash and Bourboun!

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SORRY!!! TYPOOOO!!! ALARIC: What's going on D-Boy?
DAMON: I don't like Klaus here... he makes me angry, TeacHo.
ALARIC: I know, with this whole Sacrifice thing-
DAMON: Not that! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MEAN VAMPIRE HERE!! I'M the one with the sexy lips and piercing eyes. IT'S JUST-NOT-FAIR!
ALARIC: I know, he IS SEXY, I can assure you... he was inside my body.

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Alaric: Well who put vervaine in your Wheaties this morning?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.