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  1. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Gossip Girl file on Chuck Bass. Personality: a volatile mixture of fury and frustration. Distinguishing physical characteristic: a badly-broken hand which will require emergency treatment at the nearest hospital. Ambition: shows great determination toward self-improvement. Estimate of potential success: a sure bet for a listing in Who's Who - in the Twilight Zone.

  2. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Chuck (to Nate): Sure. As long as you're the saintly Van der Bilts and I'm one of the crumbs, everything's all right. But as soon as we get too close, why then you notice I got dirt on my hands. Listen, I ain't always gonna have dirt on my hands. And I don't need no books to show me which way is up. I got the map and I'll get there.
    Jack: You do something to your hand?
    Chuck: Yeah, well if you think this is so great, well let's swap. You take my busted hand and I'll take your lousy cold.

  3. Miss Marie
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck(to Nate): Your fate could have been avoided if you had a sassy gay friend.
    Jack: He has you?

  4. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: What are you doing here, Nathaniel?
    Jack: We came to tell you that Thorpe has Blair held hostage on the roof of your hotel. He's threatning to burn her alive.
    Chuck: *looks up at unfinished roof*
    Nate: Not this hole in the wall you're building in Brooklyn.
    Chuck: The Empire?
    Nate: Ah, that's it . . . that's the one.
    Chuck: And, you two? *pointing to guys behind Jack and Nate*
    Guy #1: We wanted to know when the new hotel will be open?
    Guy #2: And, will there be a pool?
    Chuck: . . . So, yeah . . . Let's go save Blair.

  5. Sairra

    Chuck: Hmmm...who's help to get to take down Thorpe? My best friend, who dumped me for a girl, my ex, he'd been dating for a week? Or my duplicous Uncle who slept with the love of my life then tricked me into selling her for a hotel? Only one way to solve this...Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
    Jack: Please Chuck, don't pretend there's even a choice between me and man bangs over here. We all know he had Raina help him tie his shoelaces this morning.
    Nate: Hey!

  6. Sairra

    Chuck: What are you even doing here Nathaniel? It's over for you, we all know Serena has the shinier hair.
    Nate: Oh yeah? Well... Jack told me puppies, turn into dogs, who get old and DIE!
    Chuck: Don't you EVER say that!!
    Jack (muttering to the guys behind him): 100 to 1 for my nephew. Any takers?

  7. Leile

    Jack: Don't panic Chuck, all we want to know is who fitted your suit?

  8. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    NATE: You have a problem, man.
    JACK: Yes, we are putting an end to it Chuck.
    CHUCK: I said before: CALL ME SERENA!

  9. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    NATE: You have a problem, man.
    JACK: Yes, we are putting an end to it Chuck.
    CHUCK: I said before: CALL ME SERENA!

  10. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CHUCK: So... I slept with Blair, you Nate slept with Blair-
    JACK: I slept with Blair!
    CHUCK: So that's 3 out of 5.
    GUY ON BACK 1: I slept with Serena...
    GUY ON BACK 2 and NATE: Me too!

  11. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CHUCK: Welcome to Charle's Place. What are YOU doing in here?
    JACK: You do know this is Brooklin, right? We are here to send you to rehab.
    CHUCK: And you brought Nate as your wingman? He's useless.
    NATE: Come on man! Gimme a sotryline-I mean break! Gimme a break!
    GUYS ON BACK: This isn't the zoo...

  12. Nisaliciouz
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: Okay, Nate you go find Blair. Uncle Jack, do whatever it takes to kidnap Louis and his Mother. New minions, buy pink Peonies..

  13. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Nate here is the one who needs to be rehabbed. He sleeps with more women than me.

  14. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Chuck: Nate I know you love Jack, don't deny it.

    Nate: I am, Raina is just a boring excuse so I can cover my love for Jack

    =3

  15. CharlieTrout

    Chuck: So Jack came here because he wants my company, but why are you here again Nathaniel?
    Nate: Isn't it obvious?
    Jack: He has shiny hair, enough said.

  16. CharlieTrout

    Chuck: So Jack come here because he wants my company, but why are you here again Nathaniel?
    Jack: Isn't it obvious? He has shiny hair, enough said.

  17. CharlieTrout

    Thanks for the honorable mention in the last one = D

  18. CharlieTrout

    Chuck: You do not get to say that!
    Jack: What, that black is the new purple?

  19. kmiXOXO

    Chuck: Nate why did you tell Raina the truth?!
    Jack: Come on Chuck, give the boy a chance. You've messed up uncountable times...

  20. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: ok, let me see if i've got this right, former best friend, hate you, don't know you and don't know you.
    Jack: oh, don't forget i basically ruined your life.

  21. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: You went behind my back!
    Nate : Chuck, please...
    Jack : Leave him be Nate, you owe him nothing.
    Chuck: I should have known you were behind it from the start!
    Nate : Chuck, this is getting ridiculous..
    Chuck : Give me my hair conditioner back!!!

  22. unkindnessofraven

    Chuck: You are all banned from New York for wearing bland colours!

  23. I-watch-to-much-tv
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Olaf you are in control of the money, Boris your job is to make sure the girl will fit in to the body bag, Nate your job is to... well get your own storyline and uncle you are in charge of delivering the package.. alright.

    Nate: I can't believe Chuck is making us pick up Blairs ball gown agent - it's so degrading

  24. I-watch-to-much-tv
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Olaf you are in control of the money, Boris your job is to make shore the girl will fit in to the body bag, Nate your job is to... well get your own storyline and uncle you are in charge of delivering the package.. alright.

    Nate: I can't believe Chuck is making us pick up Blairs ball gown agent - it's so degrading

  25. I-watch-to-much-tv
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Olaf you are in control of the money, Boris your job is to make shore the girl will fit in to the body bag, Nate your job is to... well get your own storyline and uncle you are in charge of delivering the package.. alright.

    Nate: I can't believe Chuck is making us pick up Blairs ball gown agen - it's so degrading!


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