For normal people it would simply be known as the family christening.
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it's now simply "the incident."
In typical fashion, we saw the Gorga/Guidice feud play out last week, then the aftermath and deep analysis of the aftermath of the Gorga/Guidice feud play out Monday.
Hilariously, the women pretend to act surprised when "Bad news travels like wildfire in this town." Given that they're all bad news and filming a reality show ... absurd.
Teresa says she's the matriarch of the family. That's a big word for her!
Rehashing last week wasn't the entirety of this week's episode, fortunately.
We're treated this week to a Halloween-themed night (in late May) featuring Teresa dressed as a personal superhero and Joe Gorga in a slinky spandex dress and heels.
It only got crazier from there. For a full rundown of last night's drama, follow the link and continue on to The Hollywood Gossip's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap!