The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59

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Welcome to the 59th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations on a job well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Psy-Ko, eastwicklover93, hannah and Cheryl Cannon.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck once again next week!

Bonnie, Jeremy Picture

Bonnie: Explain to me why are we searching for a spell which could resurrect your vampire ex-girlfriends?
Jeremy: In the name of love... and a foursome.

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Jeremy *in high pitched voice*: OMG! That's SO FETCH!
Bonnie: Stop making Fetch happen Jeremy! It will never happen!


Jeremy: "Success!"
Bonnie: "What have you found?"
Jeremy: "Err.. a spell."
Bonnie: *grabs book* "The Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Supernatural Girlfiend Alive???"
Jeremy: "Well I haven't had the best track record!"


Jeremy: "Little witch, little witch, let me in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
Bonnie: "I do not have chin hairs."
Jeremy: "Lets skip this story."


Jerremy: mmm... got to love being stuck in a house surrounded by books, being fourced to read them because your witchy girlfriends providing the light.


Bonnie, could you move your head back just a little bit? You're blocking my light.


Hey Jeremy. I thought you said we could order pizza when you finished that last chapter?
No Bonnie. What I said was maybe there is a spell to conjure up a pizza in the next chapter.


Hey Bonnie. You think you could make those flames flicker just a little higher? I'm having trouble making out this part.


So Jeremy, what's next?
Sshh...Bonnie. I'm to the good part where Elijah tears Klaus' heart out. Wait a minute! That's not supposed to happen! Oh well, I guess that means at least we'll be back for another season.


Bonnie: You reading the bible? Jeremy: We been wrong about the devil all this time, the true devil as said by the bible is called LADY GAGA! Bonnie:(bonnie taken under control by the words LADY GAGA,gets up and starts dancing and saying) Juda, Judaaaaaa, Juda, Judaaaa Jeremy:Are all witches Born this way?


Bonnie: What are you reading? Jeremy: A book about how they burned witches in the old days. (Awkward silence) Bonnie: I'll show you how they killed boys with no respect.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.