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Jeremy *in high pitched voice*: OMG! That's SO FETCH!
Bonnie: Stop making Fetch happen Jeremy! It will never happen!
Bonnie: "What have you found?"
Jeremy: "Err.. a spell."
Bonnie: *grabs book* "The Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Supernatural Girlfiend Alive???"
Jeremy: "Well I haven't had the best track record!"
Jeremy: "Little witch, little witch, let me in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
Bonnie: "I do not have chin hairs."
Jeremy: "Lets skip this story."
Jerremy: mmm... got to love being stuck in a house surrounded by books, being fourced to read them because your witchy girlfriends providing the light.
Bonnie, could you move your head back just a little bit? You're blocking my light.
Hey Jeremy. I thought you said we could order pizza when you finished that last chapter?
No Bonnie. What I said was maybe there is a spell to conjure up a pizza in the next chapter.
Hey Bonnie. You think you could make those flames flicker just a little higher? I'm having trouble making out this part.
So Jeremy, what's next?
Sshh...Bonnie. I'm to the good part where Elijah tears Klaus' heart out. Wait a minute! That's not supposed to happen! Oh well, I guess that means at least we'll be back for another season.
Bonnie: You reading the bible?
Jeremy: We been wrong about the devil all this time, the true devil as said by the bible is called LADY GAGA!
Bonnie:(bonnie taken under control by the words LADY GAGA,gets up and starts dancing and saying) Juda, Judaaaaaa, Juda, Judaaaa
Jeremy:Are all witches Born this way?
Bonnie: What are you reading?
Jeremy: A book about how they burned witches in the old days.
Bonnie: I'll show you how they killed boys with no respect.
Jeremy: Jeremy Gilbert is a fugly slut, now why would someone write that, that's so mean
Bonnie: This book's boring. Gimme yours.
Jeremy: No get your own book!
Bonnie: I can give you an aneurism with my brain.
Bonnie: I know a spell that can make you see through girl's clothing.
Jeremy: Sweeet! Here take it!
Bonnie: the curse needs to be broken by the offspring of the doppleganger?
Jer:what elana pregnant?
Bonnnie:its written here in an old werewolf profacy...
jer:pregnant by a werewolf? or a vampire?
Bonnie:it doesn't say... there has to bee another book to tell us?
Jeremy: Haha this book is funny!
Bonnie: Yea they say Raccon looking Jenny, is short and has big boobs!
Klaus be nimble. Klaus be quick. Klaus jumped over the candlestick. Uh oh. Look out Bonnie!
Hey Bonnie. What does it mean here where it says a main character must die tonight? I sure hope it's not you again.
Hey, this is fun looking for the hidden pictures. There's the toothbrush. And here's the watermelon. No, Jeremy, that's just Katherine's chest.
Wow. This is so romantic. Reading Poems of a Vampire by candlelight.
My what big teeth you have said Elena to Tyler.
The better to bite Damon with my dear.
And they lived happily every after. The End.
Oh Jeremy, you're just making that up.
Bonnie lets put in the book a spell that Damon will turn into a werewolf.jeremy then what will elena do there babies will be wolfvamps
Jeremy: Holy Shit! A nude photo of...
Bonnie: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Jeremy: Bonnie! Bonnie! I found Waldo!!
Bonnie: Where did you find THAT?
Jeremy: I have been waiting for over a decade to read the conclusion to Night World!
Jeremy: Why is this called Vampire Diaries anyway? I mean the only people who ever got around to writing were my ancestors. They totally saved us...
Bonnie: AND the witches!
Jeremy: Oh yeah, I think I read that in my great-great-grandfather's journal.