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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59

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Welcome to the 59th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations on a job well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Psy-Ko, eastwicklover93, hannah and Cheryl Cannon.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck once again next week!

Bonnie, Jeremy Picture

Bonnie: Explain to me why are we searching for a spell which could resurrect your vampire ex-girlfriends?
Jeremy: In the name of love... and a foursome.

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Jeremy *in high pitched voice*: OMG! That's SO FETCH!
Bonnie: Stop making Fetch happen Jeremy! It will never happen!

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Jeremy: "Success!"
Bonnie: "What have you found?"
Jeremy: "Err.. a spell."
Bonnie: *grabs book* "The Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Supernatural Girlfiend Alive???"
Jeremy: "Well I haven't had the best track record!"

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Jeremy: "Little witch, little witch, let me in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
Bonnie: "I do not have chin hairs."
Jeremy: "Lets skip this story."

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Jerremy: mmm... got to love being stuck in a house surrounded by books, being fourced to read them because your witchy girlfriends providing the light.

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Bonnie, could you move your head back just a little bit? You're blocking my light.

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Hey Jeremy. I thought you said we could order pizza when you finished that last chapter?
No Bonnie. What I said was maybe there is a spell to conjure up a pizza in the next chapter.

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Hey Bonnie. You think you could make those flames flicker just a little higher? I'm having trouble making out this part.

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So Jeremy, what's next?
Sshh...Bonnie. I'm to the good part where Elijah tears Klaus' heart out. Wait a minute! That's not supposed to happen! Oh well, I guess that means at least we'll be back for another season.

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Bonnie: You reading the bible? Jeremy: We been wrong about the devil all this time, the true devil as said by the bible is called LADY GAGA! Bonnie:(bonnie taken under control by the words LADY GAGA,gets up and starts dancing and saying) Juda, Judaaaaaa, Juda, Judaaaa Jeremy:Are all witches Born this way?

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Bonnie: What are you reading? Jeremy: A book about how they burned witches in the old days. (Awkward silence) Bonnie: I'll show you how they killed boys with no respect.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.