The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59 Comments (Page 2)
104 Comments
MissRooobin
May 12th, 2011 1:42 PM
Jeremy *in high pitched voice*: OMG! That's SO FETCH!
Bonnie: Stop making Fetch happen Jeremy! It will never happen!
Winchiwitch
May 12th, 2011 8:28 AM
Jeremy: "Success!"
Bonnie: "What have you found?"
Jeremy: "Err.. a spell."
Bonnie: *grabs book* "The Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Supernatural Girlfiend Alive???"
Jeremy: "Well I haven't had the best track record!"
Renee
May 11th, 2011 7:39 PM
Jeremy: "Little witch, little witch, let me in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
Bonnie: "I do not have chin hairs."
Jeremy: "Lets skip this story."
Kristina
May 11th, 2011 9:13 AM
Jerremy: mmm... got to love being stuck in a house surrounded by books, being fourced to read them because your witchy girlfriends providing the light.
Donna
May 10th, 2011 11:41 PM
Bonnie, could you move your head back just a little bit? You're blocking my light.
Donna
May 10th, 2011 11:40 PM
Hey Jeremy. I thought you said we could order pizza when you finished that last chapter?
No Bonnie. What I said was maybe there is a spell to conjure up a pizza in the next chapter.
Donna
May 10th, 2011 11:39 PM
Hey Bonnie. You think you could make those flames flicker just a little higher? I'm having trouble making out this part.
Donna
May 10th, 2011 11:37 PM
So Jeremy, what's next?
Sshh...Bonnie. I'm to the good part where Elijah tears Klaus' heart out. Wait a minute! That's not supposed to happen! Oh well, I guess that means at least we'll be back for another season.
eastwicklover93
May 10th, 2011 9:53 PM
Bonnie: You reading the bible?
Jeremy: We been wrong about the devil all this time, the true devil as said by the bible is called LADY GAGA!
Bonnie:(bonnie taken under control by the words LADY GAGA,gets up and starts dancing and saying) Juda, Judaaaaaa, Juda, Judaaaa
Jeremy:Are all witches Born this way?
GameGod
May 10th, 2011 6:53 PM
Bonnie: What are you reading?
Jeremy: A book about how they burned witches in the old days.
(Awkward silence)
Bonnie: I'll show you how they killed boys with no respect.
SophieBass Rank: Guest Star
May 10th, 2011 1:31 PM
Jeremy: Jeremy Gilbert is a fugly slut, now why would someone write that, that's so mean
jolie
May 10th, 2011 12:27 AM
Bonnie: This book's boring. Gimme yours.
Jeremy: No get your own book!
Bonnie: I can give you an aneurism with my brain.
Jeremy: ...
Bonnie: I know a spell that can make you see through girl's clothing.
Jeremy: Sweeet! Here take it!
ilovemycw
May 9th, 2011 7:49 PM
Bonnie: the curse needs to be broken by the offspring of the doppleganger?
Jer:what elana pregnant?
Bonnnie:its written here in an old werewolf profacy...
jer:pregnant by a werewolf? or a vampire?
Bonnie:it doesn't say... there has to bee another book to tell us?
fernando
May 9th, 2011 7:11 PM
Jeremy: Haha this book is funny!
Bonnie: Yea they say Raccon looking Jenny, is short and has big boobs!
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:28 PM
Klaus be nimble. Klaus be quick. Klaus jumped over the candlestick. Uh oh. Look out Bonnie!
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:26 PM
Hey Bonnie. What does it mean here where it says a main character must die tonight? I sure hope it's not you again.
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:24 PM
Hey, this is fun looking for the hidden pictures. There's the toothbrush. And here's the watermelon. No, Jeremy, that's just Katherine's chest.
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:21 PM
Wow. This is so romantic. Reading Poems of a Vampire by candlelight.
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:20 PM
My what big teeth you have said Elena to Tyler.
The better to bite Damon with my dear.
Donna
May 9th, 2011 5:19 PM
And they lived happily every after. The End.
Oh Jeremy, you're just making that up.
alice horner
May 9th, 2011 3:24 PM
Bonnie lets put in the book a spell that Damon will turn into a werewolf.jeremy then what will elena do there babies will be wolfvamps
Sheila
May 9th, 2011 2:58 PM
Jeremy: Holy Shit! A nude photo of...
Bonnie: I know, isn't she beautiful?
interuppted Rank: Guest Star
May 9th, 2011 12:51 PM
Jeremy: Bonnie! Bonnie! I found Waldo!!
Ruth
May 9th, 2011 12:34 PM
Bonnie: Where did you find THAT?
Jeremy: I have been waiting for over a decade to read the conclusion to Night World!
Ruth
May 9th, 2011 12:27 PM
Jeremy: Why is this called Vampire Diaries anyway? I mean the only people who ever got around to writing were my ancestors. They totally saved us...
Bonnie: AND the witches!
Jeremy: Oh yeah, I think I read that in my great-great-grandfather's journal.
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
May 12th, 2011 1:42 PM
Jeremy *in high pitched voice*: OMG! That's SO FETCH!
Bonnie: Stop making Fetch happen Jeremy! It will never happen!
May 12th, 2011 8:28 AM
Jeremy: "Success!"
Bonnie: "What have you found?"
Jeremy: "Err.. a spell."
Bonnie: *grabs book* "The Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Supernatural Girlfiend Alive???"
Jeremy: "Well I haven't had the best track record!"
May 11th, 2011 7:39 PM
Jeremy: "Little witch, little witch, let me in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
Bonnie: "I do not have chin hairs."
Jeremy: "Lets skip this story."
May 11th, 2011 9:13 AM
Jerremy: mmm... got to love being stuck in a house surrounded by books, being fourced to read them because your witchy girlfriends providing the light.
May 10th, 2011 11:41 PM
Bonnie, could you move your head back just a little bit? You're blocking my light.
May 10th, 2011 11:40 PM
Hey Jeremy. I thought you said we could order pizza when you finished that last chapter?
No Bonnie. What I said was maybe there is a spell to conjure up a pizza in the next chapter.
May 10th, 2011 11:39 PM
Hey Bonnie. You think you could make those flames flicker just a little higher? I'm having trouble making out this part.
May 10th, 2011 11:37 PM
So Jeremy, what's next?
Sshh...Bonnie. I'm to the good part where Elijah tears Klaus' heart out. Wait a minute! That's not supposed to happen! Oh well, I guess that means at least we'll be back for another season.
May 10th, 2011 9:53 PM
Bonnie: You reading the bible?
Jeremy: We been wrong about the devil all this time, the true devil as said by the bible is called LADY GAGA!
Bonnie:(bonnie taken under control by the words LADY GAGA,gets up and starts dancing and saying) Juda, Judaaaaaa, Juda, Judaaaa
Jeremy:Are all witches Born this way?
May 10th, 2011 6:53 PM
Bonnie: What are you reading?
Jeremy: A book about how they burned witches in the old days.
(Awkward silence)
Bonnie: I'll show you how they killed boys with no respect.
Rank: Guest Star
May 10th, 2011 1:31 PM
Jeremy: Jeremy Gilbert is a fugly slut, now why would someone write that, that's so mean
May 10th, 2011 12:27 AM
Bonnie: This book's boring. Gimme yours.
Jeremy: No get your own book!
Bonnie: I can give you an aneurism with my brain.
Jeremy: ...
Bonnie: I know a spell that can make you see through girl's clothing.
Jeremy: Sweeet! Here take it!
May 9th, 2011 7:49 PM
Bonnie: the curse needs to be broken by the offspring of the doppleganger?
Jer:what elana pregnant?
Bonnnie:its written here in an old werewolf profacy...
jer:pregnant by a werewolf? or a vampire?
Bonnie:it doesn't say... there has to bee another book to tell us?
May 9th, 2011 7:11 PM
Jeremy: Haha this book is funny!
Bonnie: Yea they say Raccon looking Jenny, is short and has big boobs!
May 9th, 2011 5:28 PM
Klaus be nimble. Klaus be quick. Klaus jumped over the candlestick. Uh oh. Look out Bonnie!
May 9th, 2011 5:26 PM
Hey Bonnie. What does it mean here where it says a main character must die tonight? I sure hope it's not you again.
May 9th, 2011 5:24 PM
Hey, this is fun looking for the hidden pictures. There's the toothbrush. And here's the watermelon. No, Jeremy, that's just Katherine's chest.
May 9th, 2011 5:21 PM
Wow. This is so romantic. Reading Poems of a Vampire by candlelight.
May 9th, 2011 5:20 PM
My what big teeth you have said Elena to Tyler.
The better to bite Damon with my dear.
May 9th, 2011 5:19 PM
And they lived happily every after. The End.
Oh Jeremy, you're just making that up.
May 9th, 2011 3:24 PM
Bonnie lets put in the book a spell that Damon will turn into a werewolf.jeremy then what will elena do there babies will be wolfvamps
May 9th, 2011 2:58 PM
Jeremy: Holy Shit! A nude photo of...
Bonnie: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Rank: Guest Star
May 9th, 2011 12:51 PM
Jeremy: Bonnie! Bonnie! I found Waldo!!
May 9th, 2011 12:34 PM
Bonnie: Where did you find THAT?
Jeremy: I have been waiting for over a decade to read the conclusion to Night World!
May 9th, 2011 12:27 PM
Jeremy: Why is this called Vampire Diaries anyway? I mean the only people who ever got around to writing were my ancestors. They totally saved us...
Bonnie: AND the witches!
Jeremy: Oh yeah, I think I read that in my great-great-grandfather's journal.