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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 60

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Sometimes, the simplest entries are the funniest.

Such was the case for this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, as "chanibear" made us laugh with just a few words. This user paid homage to a Billy Joel classic and earned the winning submission for the week.

Check it out below and remember to come back and play every week. Thanks and best of luck!

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We didn't start the fire...

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Damon....Let me save you for once!

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Let me save you for once damon

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Elena: "Let's get you out of here." Damon: "They killed Bin Laden and ruined my booger joke, wahhhhh" Elena: "This isn't the time for this." Damon: "But you've got a hugemongus nostril invader that keeps peeking out at me each time you flare your nose."

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Elena: "You weigh a ton." Damon: "I'm sooo sorry." *rolls eyes* "I don't drink blood bags from Vampire Weight Watchers."

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Damon: "I think I'm going to be sick." Elena: "Yeah you don't look so good." Damon: "What no witty comment, no pun, no giving it too me?" Elena: *sigh* "Fine, yeah you look like you got hit by a squirrel running for it's life from Stefan. Better?" Damon: "Much."

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damon: I'm burning, I'm burning, Im burning for you. delena: really damon? I'm trying to save your butt and your makeing jokes? damon: gotta get them out sometime

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Elena: Would you move a bit faster? I'd rather not watch the sad part of the movie while knowing you are on the verge of death. Damon: Well you could just kill me then Katherine, since that is what you've wanted all along! Elena: I'm not Katherine, Damon are you going crazy like Rose did? Damon: Rose? Oh right her, well I'm not that crazy.

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Damon "As God is my witness I'll never love again."

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Damon : What ??? There's a fire ??? Wow ... I thought it was just me being sooooo freaking hot !!! Elena : Oh bite me !! Please !! ;)

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Elena "I told you to not order the the chili! You know what it does to you."
Damon "Yeah but you can't keep me away from it for long. Once I get my butt-hole rpaired Im going to eat more."
Elena "Damon you are an idiot."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.