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Nate/Chace: My strength to run comes from the wonders of weed.
Nate: I wish that damned troll Vanessa would just leave me alone!!!!
Manwhore Nate: wait, there's actually a girl on the Upper East Side I haven't boinked? Hang on, I'm coming!!!
Chace (thinking): I guess pulling off the baywatch run is the only way to continue as a series regular.
i guess pulling off the baywatch run is the only way to continue as a series regular
chace: i showed up as fast as i could ! i heard there's a storyline for me ?
producers: oh actually we just need you to stand in the back and look pretty?
gossip girl : uh oh looks like chace has heard about the uselessness scale ! you can run but you can't hide xoxo gg
Chace: Do I smell weed? Wait up!!!
Nate: (Thinking) Maybe if I flaunt my pecs enough, I'll get a story line in season 5
Nate: Hey Chuck, wait up! Can you see my man-pecs in this shirt?
Crawford: Did they say rehab??? S@!t run for the hills.
Chace (thinking): I've gotta go faster. Josh said if I win the race they'll actually give me a story line next season.
Nate: Chuck, I took the test...its positive!
NATE: I must stop V from leaving or it'll be the Nate Uselessness Scale!
Nate: I will help you Blair, I will run for help!
5 min latter..
Nate: Why was I running? Think Nate, think. Oh, look, a brand new gel for my collection. Run, Nate, run!
Chace (thinking): Eric Daman gave me this baggy tshirt to wear, so the only way to flaunt my pecs is to run and make my own wind.
Slow motion run through Chuck's new hotel = intense scene approaching.
Slow motion run through Chuck's new hotel = intense scene approaching...
Nate thinking: "Run Nate, run, you can´t miss the Justin Biebe´s concert again"
"I´m so gonna get the part in the new baywatch remake."
Chace: Ok, so I run and then say 3 words to Blair. What are they again? 'I love you'? No... not that. 'I'm Nate Archabald'? Not that either. I guess Im haing a blonde moment. Oh well, time to hit the sales and snag myself a princess to marry.
Nate: Chuuuuuuuuuuck! My dealer has moved to Peru!
Gossip Girl: Spotted. Nate loosing the race for a storyline. Sorry N but it looks like our bad boy and lonely boy will take them all again next season. Til' then, you know you love me. xoxo, gossip girl.
Nate: Hey! Give my designer shampoo back bitch!
Nate: They are burning my hair products!