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  1. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Taylor: You suit makes you look like a washed out pimp.
    Ed: That is an understatement, yours is just a drape wrapped around to make you less pornographic.

  2. jennysux

    Ed: what are you so pissed about, at least you're done with this nightmare.
    Taylor: they made me get a shower before i was allowed on set...

  3. jennysux

    Ed: only one more scene and you are finally done. I hope the folks at unemployment like duct taped nipples and buckets of mascara.
    Taylor: i already have a porn gig set up for men with malnourished raccoon fetishes.
    Ed: there's a market for that?
    Taylor: if there's a market for this crap, there's a market for anything.

  4. Anna

    GG: "here they are the dark knight and the corpe wife"

  5. purpleheadband
    Rank: Guest Star

    chuck: you now what jenny you really ' make me wanna die ' !

  6. purpleheadband
    Rank: Guest Star

    chuck : what if i offered you a million dollars ?
    jenny: chuck, there's now way i'm killing louis !
    chuck : five million and a date with nate ?
    jenny : SOLD !

  7. purpleheadband
    Rank: Guest Star

    chuck: instead of standing next to a queen bee right now i'm stuck with a racoon

  8. purpleheadband
    Rank: Guest Star

    chuck: you know if you had never come to my suite looking for nate i could still be with blair right now !
    jenny: you sure you wouldn't have sold her for something else ?

  9. HolaMola

    Jenny: Interspecies mating?
    Chuck: You interested?
    Jenny: Even racoons have standards. Go back to Blair

  10. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Jenny, you better savor this moment because in around two episodes you'll be exiled.

  11. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Ed: Taylor, I have to admire you right now.
    Taylor: Why?
    Ed: Because your wearing more clothes than you usually do.

  12. AL ~:-|
    Rank: Regular Character

    Ed (thinking): So glad I wore the lifts today.

  13. AL ~:-|
    Rank: Regular Character

    Ed (thinking): Eyes straight ahead. Do not look at her cleavage!

    Taylor (thinking): Eyes straight ahead. Do not look at his receding hairline!

  14. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck *thinking*: I can't wait to see Taylor's face when she realizes I swapped her black duct tape for wax stripes.

  15. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Woman in the back #1: I'm telling you, it's Taylor Momsen.
    Woman in the back #2: Nah, I know those boobs. It's that singing raccoon...

  16. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Woman in the back: I know that shiny blond hair from somewhere...
    Waiter in the back: I know those boobs from somewhere..

  17. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Ed: *eyeing Taylor's chest* So... do you always wear duct tape on your boobs?

  18. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Taylor: I left Gossip Girl for a music career.
    Ed: So how did you end up doing porn?

  19. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Taylor: I left Gossip Girl to start a music career.
    Chuck: And how did you end up doing porn?

  20. Belinda Star
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
    Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
    Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then, go for someone oh i don't know way under it
    Chuck: you available?

  21. Belinda Star
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
    Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
    Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then and for for someone oh i don't know way under it
    Chuck: you available?

  22. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CHUCK: What is everybody looking at?
    JENNY: Serena's there. Trying to act.
    CHUCK: You know, if she's not taking her clothes off, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT. I'm leaving.

  23. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CHUCK: What is everybody looking at?
    JENNY: Serena's there. Trying to act.
    CHUCK: That's facinating. It's like watching a baby trying to talk.
    JENNY: Shh... she's about to sing.

  24. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CHUCK: And that, Jenny, is called a DRESS. A proper piece of cloth, not a babyblue sheet wrapped around. You should try it sometime.

    JENNY: I understand, I understand... and that, Chuck, is the waiter with desserts. You should get away from him.

  25. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Gossip Girl: Looks like Raccoon and Penguin are prepared to have a one night mating session!


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