Gossip Girl Caption Contest 161

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Thank you to all participants in this week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Provided with the juicy material of Vanessa on a cell phone, readers did not disappoint, submitting numerous references to this character's total and complete uselessness.

In the end, though, the winning entry was sent in by Cameron for keeping things short and simple. We're sorry, Jessica Szohr. You do seem very nice. It's nothing personal...

Vanessa is Back! Yes!

 What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?

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Vanessa: EUREKA!
Mom: What?
Vanessa: I'm just saying that because it makes me sound interesting


Vanessa: Hey Dan, I...
beep beep
Vanessa: Serena, I'm trying to talk to Dan, please tell him that...
beep beep
Vanessa: Blair, I just...
beep beep
Gossip Girl: V just caught on the street and...okay, whatever who cares. Moving on...


Heidi Klum: As you know, in fashion, one day you're in, and the next day you're out. Sometimes, however, it takes a while to realize it. Like 3 seasons.


Vanessa: What do you mean I can't sit with you anymore?


Jessica: I cant believe they fired me! And no one even noticed. I didn't even get escorted out after I slapped Ed.
Agent: Who is this again?


Rank: Guest Star
June 27th, 2011 12:47 PM
Vanessa: "What do you mean Ed has filed a restraining order against me?" Sooo funny, this one should really win xD


*Jessica complaining that she isn't a regular anymore*
Person on the other of the phone: Please, you were irrelevant 2 seasons ago.
Jessica:....I was ever relevant?


V: I have been recast to 90210 to play Adrianna.....man! why do I always have to play the most hated person on a tv show, can I at least win an emmy for most hated.


Vanessa: Dan, take the chance to have sex with me before I go.
Dan: No thanks, I'm not into Ed Westwick germs.


Vanessa: My list to do, buy new clothes, become useful to the GG characters and not sleep with anybody either girl or boy

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