Gossip Girl Caption Contest 161

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Thank you to all participants in this week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Provided with the juicy material of Vanessa on a cell phone, readers did not disappoint, submitting numerous references to this character's total and complete uselessness.

In the end, though, the winning entry was sent in by Cameron for keeping things short and simple. We're sorry, Jessica Szohr. You do seem very nice. It's nothing personal...

Vanessa is Back! Yes!

 What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?

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Vanessa: I need trail mix


Vanessa: "What do you mean Ed has filed a restraining order against me?"


Vanessa: I just need a valid credit card number and then we can get started.


Vanessa, on the phone with Dan: have you ever felt, "less than fresh?"...


jessica: So how do I get out of my contract? I know you flashed people and used profane language but what do I have to do? Taylor:(on phone) breaking up with Ed is all you had to do. You're free.


Jessica: My next role.....definitely not Vanessa

Uncle jackass

Vanessa: You're finally removing my uselessness scale?
Producers: I thought you'd would happy?
Vanessa: But what's my role now?


Vanessa : What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?


Vanessa: ..............why?


"hello? ... why do you want to know if my refrigerator is running?"

Gossip Girl Quotes

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.