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Vanessa: I'm leaving for good.
Gossip Girl Characters: Time for a fiesta! WOOT!
Vanessa: Nate...I'm leaving. For good this time.
Vanessa : Come on, producers! You cant fire me! And by the way, I don't think the phrase is "It's not business, it's personal.", it should be the other way around, right? Oh, I see what you did there.
Vanessa : Jenny, I don't wanna be roommates with you! What do you mean too bad? Hang on, since when is the dumpster a public property?
Gossip Girl: Vanessa x Troll = Trollessa
Vanessa: these boots are made for being walked on...
Vanessa: The bigger bitch is either Nate or me
Vanessa: Hey Charlie, don't go sleeping and stalking everybody, they come to hate you sooner or later. That is why they called me Trollessa.
listen charlie if you havenn't tied up dan in your basement yet, you are not receiving those checks not the book i secretely stole and published!!!
Jessica: No, mom, I really don't know why everyone is nicer to me right after I quit the show.
hey Mom, no no i won't be home for dinner, im trying to blend in as an extra incase they throw me out.
Spotted: Gossip Girl's low ratings leaving the Upper East Side.
"hello? ... oh hi ... no, no, you´re not bothering me. i´m only on my way to the employment center."
JS: We just had reports that Gossip Girl Insider forum members and other Gossip Girl forum members wants you to GTFO of my show, which is why I have no choice but to axe your useless axe.
Jessica: Really? They hate me? I thought I was doing good, What am I going to do now, because I just worked as a waitress before this.
So after I'm out, I can't keep my outfits?? NO, what do you mean by "shop off the rack?"
Vanessa: Hey Olivia, did you hear? Gay marriage was just legalized in New York!
Vanessa: The streets are my catwalk, bow chicka wow wow
Vanessa: I've been replaced by a blonde raccoon mom!!! What am I going to do!?!
Vanessa(Singing): Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, I'm such a ho
Vanessa: Yes i know Donald Trump's catchphrase is..... oh.
Vanessa: Hey Louie... So listen I've slept with Blair's other two boyfriends and so what do you say about being my third... Oh and you should know I had a thing with Dan too but that was before Blair had eyes on him.
Vanessa : Yes, mother, I'm still on the show....No, I don't know why! No! That's outrageous, I did not sleep with the producer! What do you mean you're sure he rejected me? Wait a second there's another call in line, mom....Damn it mother! They just said I'm out of the show! Can I crash on your couch tonight? What do you mean crash on a dumpster??? No, Jenny's not my friend anymore, I can't just invade her territory!
Vanessa : Yes, mother, I'm still on the show....No, I don't know why!
At first I was thought I was just the latest victim of Ashton Kutcher's PUNKED but, no, it's really true... they do hate me.
I'm fired? Seriously?