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68 Comments

  1. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: I'm leaving for good.
    Gossip Girl Characters: Time for a fiesta! WOOT!

  2. Patrick Anthony Broadnax Patrick Anthony Broadnax
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vanessa: Nate...I'm leaving. For good this time.
    Nate: Oh...m'kay.

  3. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Vanessa : Come on, producers! You cant fire me! And by the way, I don't think the phrase is "It's not business, it's personal.", it should be the other way around, right? Oh, I see what you did there.

  4. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Vanessa : Jenny, I don't wanna be roommates with you! What do you mean too bad? Hang on, since when is the dumpster a public property?

  5. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Gossip Girl: Vanessa x Troll = Trollessa

  6. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: these boots are made for being walked on...

  7. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: The bigger bitch is either Nate or me

  8. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: Hey Charlie, don't go sleeping and stalking everybody, they come to hate you sooner or later. That is why they called me Trollessa.

  9. ls.. sap

    listen charlie if you havenn't tied up dan in your basement yet, you are not receiving those checks not the book i secretely stole and published!!!

  10. Sidewinder
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jessica: No, mom, I really don't know why everyone is nicer to me right after I quit the show.

  11. Omfg-seanpaul
    Rank: Extra

    hey Mom, no no i won't be home for dinner, im trying to blend in as an extra incase they throw me out.

  12. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Spotted: Gossip Girl's low ratings leaving the Upper East Side.

  13. girlonfire
    Rank: Leading Character

    "hello? ... oh hi ... no, no, you´re not bothering me. i´m only on my way to the employment center."

  14. Mrs. Kol Mikaelson(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Leading Character

    JS: We just had reports that Gossip Girl Insider forum members and other Gossip Girl forum members wants you to GTFO of my show, which is why I have no choice but to axe your useless axe.

    Jessica: Really? They hate me? I thought I was doing good, What am I going to do now, because I just worked as a waitress before this.

  15. Priyam Srivastav
    Rank: Extra

    So after I'm out, I can't keep my outfits?? NO, what do you mean by "shop off the rack?"

  16. Kay

    Vanessa: Hey Olivia, did you hear? Gay marriage was just legalized in New York!

  17. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: The streets are my catwalk, bow chicka wow wow

  18. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: I've been replaced by a blonde raccoon mom!!! What am I going to do!?!

  19. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa(Singing): Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, I'm such a ho

  20. dee123

    Vanessa: Yes i know Donald Trump's catchphrase is..... oh.

  21. 11nat

    Vanessa: Hey Louie... So listen I've slept with Blair's other two boyfriends and so what do you say about being my third... Oh and you should know I had a thing with Dan too but that was before Blair had eyes on him.

  22. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Vanessa : Yes, mother, I'm still on the show....No, I don't know why! No! That's outrageous, I did not sleep with the producer! What do you mean you're sure he rejected me? Wait a second there's another call in line, mom....Damn it mother! They just said I'm out of the show! Can I crash on your couch tonight? What do you mean crash on a dumpster??? No, Jenny's not my friend anymore, I can't just invade her territory!

  23. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Vanessa : Yes, mother, I'm still on the show....No, I don't know why!

  24. Jo-Mama

    At first I was thought I was just the latest victim of Ashton Kutcher's PUNKED but, no, it's really true... they do hate me.
    Sigh. :-(

  25. Jo-Mama

    I'm fired? Seriously?


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