Gossip Girl Caption Contest 161

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Thank you to all participants in this week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Provided with the juicy material of Vanessa on a cell phone, readers did not disappoint, submitting numerous references to this character's total and complete uselessness.

In the end, though, the winning entry was sent in by Cameron for keeping things short and simple. We're sorry, Jessica Szohr. You do seem very nice. It's nothing personal...

Vanessa is Back! Yes!

 What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?

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Vanessa: So in what capacity i'm in the show next season?
Writers: Your dead body will be found in the Hudson, you won't have any lines and everybody will mourn you
Vanessa: Cool! i'll finally be at the center of attention!

Kittiwitti

Gossip Girl: The best shot of Trollessa in a long time

Kittiwitti

Vanessa: Hey mom, I just won a gift card for H&M!
Mom: Finally! You can finally stop looking like a homeless person!

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Vanessa: Well, the entire world voted, and I lost, so I'm out!

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Vanessa: Well, the entire world voted, and I lost, so I'm out!

Kittiwitti

Vanessa: I'm leaving for good.
Gossip Girl Characters: Time for a fiesta! WOOT!

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Vanessa: Nate...I'm leaving. For good this time.
Nate: Oh...m'kay.

Theyalier

Vanessa : Come on, producers! You cant fire me! And by the way, I don't think the phrase is "It's not business, it's personal.", it should be the other way around, right? Oh, I see what you did there.

Theyalier

Vanessa : Jenny, I don't wanna be roommates with you! What do you mean too bad? Hang on, since when is the dumpster a public property?

Kittiwitti

Gossip Girl: Vanessa x Troll = Trollessa

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