Gossip Girl Caption Contest 161

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Thank you to all participants in this week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Provided with the juicy material of Vanessa on a cell phone, readers did not disappoint, submitting numerous references to this character's total and complete uselessness.

In the end, though, the winning entry was sent in by Cameron for keeping things short and simple. We're sorry, Jessica Szohr. You do seem very nice. It's nothing personal...

Vanessa is Back! Yes!

 What do you mean you had to choose between me and the ratings?

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Jessica: Hey Ed, glad you are not filming with me, I look like a washed out Lindsey Lohan


Jessica: The only interesting thing I am doing at New York is hopefully to stalk Dan, ruin Serena and Blair's lives and maybe sleep with Chuck or Nate. But oh don't worry I have an alibi for everything!


Gossip Girl: Looks like the bag lady is ready for dumpster diving


"I know that Taylor got axed too, Mum, but she wasn't even there half of the season. It's so unfair!"


vanessa: i'm sorry nate there's no way i'm coming back ..... well i can't help it if you're next in line for the uselessness scale !


Vanessa: I got my clothes from Sears and they call me the outsider


vanessa: no it's not a joke i am actually leaving !


"..and they´re really calling me trolessa in this internet forum?"

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.