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Jackson: So whose wedding is this? I can't keep up.
Jackson: So who's wedding is this? I can't keep up.
Asian woman: (thinking) Oh crap, I'm choking on my gum. Maybe I can whistle for help while I give myself the Heimlich. Thph...thph...guess not.
Asain Women:Ooooooo! Look Bill, Black mean with White Girl, I bet his mama ashame!
Bill:Thats America for ya
April: I should have just stayed with Stark! I think i'm going to cry!
Jackson: I think April is going to cry
Lexie: I think so too, i'm trying not to notice
Lady in Background: Look at that guys ass!
Lexie: That wedding is like rehearsal for season 9 ...no MerDer here...and I am the leading with Jackson.
Lexie : Oh my god.. so beautiful.. charming.. inspiring..
Jackson : Didn't knew you enjoyed wedding ?!
Lexie : oh, so sexy what he just did with his head..
Jackson : He ? Are you staring at Mark again ?!?
Lexie : No no, I'm talking about.. the priest !! oh crap it's Bailey.. oh no I mean the baby !!
Jackson : I'm pretty sure baby Sofia is a girl, Lexie..
Lexie : Oh crap !! Never really looked at it anyway.. !!
Mark which they are all looking at: So, this is the Sloan method.
Lexie: Ok, now that April is Cheif Resident, we have to figure out how to get back at her...we do live in the same house.
Jackson: I heard Meredith once tried to drown herself in the bathtub...
Lexie: I live in the attic...hmmmmm
April (thinking): I hope my face doesn't show how badly I want to cry right now...
Asian girl in the background: Ooooh, nice ass...
Lexie (thinking): Yep. I'm lucky!
April: (thinking to herself) Put on your best smile, don't look behind, don't look behind, because if you do, you'll feel jealous all over again...
Lexie: Jackson, how come you got an acting award ??? Seriously???
Lexie: (thinking) If i want to get back to mark, i should put littles bombs in those pink balls on my right. So i'm gonna be "traumatized", i'll get crazy, Jackson is gonna be scared of me, he's gonna leave me and mark is gonna take care of me. Perfect plan!
Jackson: (Thinking) Oh Lexie looks like an angel...
Lexie: Avery, don't turn around but that's the Asian lady from my dream the other night!
Avery: The one that choked you to death at the sushi bar then ran off with me? Hot.
Lexie: I hate you.
Lexie: What's wrong? I just felt you tense up.
Avery: It's that man back there, the one with the rectangle-shaped hair on his forehead. He's my biological father.
Lexie: Oh, I thought you were black. You think you know a person.
Asian woman: I am gonna slap that bitch up front who stole my look!
April: I'm not going to turn around. That Asian woman will slap me.
Lexie: This is hilarious!
Jackson: You're so stupid sometimes, babe.
Asian Woman: Lexackson is going to make me barf, as if the wedding wasn't gushy enough. I feel it coming up now
Lexie: Do you think we should tell April she has a "kick me" sign on her butt?
Avery: No, then we will have a legit reason to kick her butt later!
Bailey: Does anyone object to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace!
April: I do! Finally I get some drama on Grey's Anatomy!
Lexie: Ha! Look at April all alone...
Avery: Im so glad we have each other.
Here with a woman who loves another and blind not to see that the love of my life is within reach of my eyes, the same photo
Asian woman in the back ground " Bitch stole my look! "
Avery: Whos wedding is this again?
Lexie: If I knew Id tell you, just keep smiling like we know.
April: You mean you guys dont know either? I saw Yang and then you guys so I assumed we knew the bride and groom.
Lexie: April...um, thats not Yang.
Jackson thinking: Just one more season and we're gonna be the new Mer/Der. I'm hot and she's been named Grey for a reason.