Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

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Welcome to the 264th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest is shred. Congratulations and well done.

The winning entry appears beneath the picture. Honorable mentions go out to Aries93 and jennay. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next week!

Calzona Wedding Guests

Jackson: So whose wedding is this? I can't keep up.

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EDIT: Jackson: So whose wedding is this? I can't keep up.

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Jackson: So who's wedding is this? I can't keep up.

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Asian woman: (thinking) Oh crap, I'm choking on my gum. Maybe I can whistle for help while I give myself the Heimlich. Thph...thph...guess not.

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Asain Women:Ooooooo! Look Bill, Black mean with White Girl, I bet his mama ashame! Bill:Thats America for ya

Emilielovesmerder

April: I should have just stayed with Stark! I think i'm going to cry!
Jackson: I think April is going to cry
Lexie: I think so too, i'm trying not to notice
Lady in Background: Look at that guys ass!

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Lexie: That wedding is like rehearsal for season 9 ...no MerDer here...and I am the leading with Jackson.

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Lexie : Oh my god.. so beautiful.. charming.. inspiring..
Jackson : Didn't knew you enjoyed wedding ?!
Lexie : oh, so sexy what he just did with his head..
Jackson : He ? Are you staring at Mark again ?!?
Lexie : No no, I'm talking about.. the priest !! oh crap it's Bailey.. oh no I mean the baby !!
Jackson : I'm pretty sure baby Sofia is a girl, Lexie..
Lexie : Oh crap !! Never really looked at it anyway.. !!

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Mark which they are all looking at: So, this is the Sloan method.

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Lexie: Ok, now that April is Cheif Resident, we have to figure out how to get back at her...we do live in the same house.
Jackson: I heard Meredith once tried to drown herself in the bathtub...
Lexie: I live in the attic...hmmmmm

Hannahbanana

April (thinking): I hope my face doesn't show how badly I want to cry right now...
Asian girl in the background: Ooooh, nice ass...
Lexie (thinking): Yep. I'm lucky!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.