The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Locked & Loaded

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As Teresa and Melissa try (not necessarily succeed) to let bygones be bygones, the Giuduces, Lauritas, and Manzos retreat to the Catskills for some guns and prayer. 

Far away from the woods of Upstate New York, Kathy goes restaurant shopping back in the Garden State, while Melissa gears up for a major holiday dance recital.

One that lays the foundation for a family reunion. Sans Teresa. 

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